Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, a stranger was kind enough to plow my driveway during a blizzard. However, they were not kind enough to leave their number after plowing the front end of my car. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
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Erranty 0
In the winter, always have a snow shovel in your trunk. You WILL need it.
Peroxide 3
Call Mr Plow cause that's my name, that name again is Mr Plow.
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Comments (43)
alexandraa_fml 0
Sucks to be you OP!
fakepolice 0
Congrats you are officially a snowglobe!!! Simply throw ur car in and out of reverse/drive while frantically revving the engine to shake... Oh what fun!!!
PureGold 0
That must have been one bitter snow plow driver....you'd think he or she would see your car and, if anything, try to help xP. Not bury your car in more snow. That sucks :(
SilentHarmony 0
You shoulda stayed home. This storm is bad. I live in Iowa and we got 17 inches of snow :(
Peroxide 3
Call Mr Plow cause that's my name, that name again is Mr Plow.
waterynuggets 0
The forecast calls for flurries of passion followed by extended periods of getting it onnnnnnn!
Peroxide 3
Now, we play the waiting game.........Ahh, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!
imago_fml 0
*laughing* YDI since they said that if you didn't have to go anywhere... Than don't!! Besides no one in Nebraska goes anywhere unless it's to work, a bar, or a to see the horrible awful "CornHuskers" or "Huskers" play. WHOOOO GO TEXAS! *laughs* And I live in Nebraska so I know what it said on the TV, Radio, and in the paper. (Before some smart ass says "how would you know?") Nebraska Sucks!
IzzyAiles 0
I would say Fyourlife, if you live in Nebraska and all you do is hate it and go to bars. And Nebraska almost won, if that second hadn't been put on the clock, we would have won by two points.
Erranty 0
In the winter, always have a snow shovel in your trunk. You WILL need it.
LGshorty 0
hahaha
Lanky_fml 0
In the middle of street? Great editing FML crew
myhairynutsack 0
FYL for living in Nebraska
Halive 0
Dude shut up, ******