anonymous
Singapore
Why would you go and do a thing like that?
Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Kat
France
Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML
Emmy
United States
Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Own it!
Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML
Banana
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Puerto Rico
It wasn't me
Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML
Anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
AnDroidZ_BabY
United States
Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
justdoingmyjob
United States
Today, I was meeting the mayor of a major city as part of an internship program. Seated directly in front of him during his presentation on the budget crisis, he unleashed an enormous, foul fart in front of the entire audience. And then blamed it on me, everyone believed him. FML
oops
Mankato, United States
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Top comments
cloudy01 0
BWAAAH!!
khaya 9
That means you have to follow through, follow them and watch them take a shit and then jump out and say "THAT'S MY SHIT."
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Comments (116)
cloudy01 0
BWAAAH!!
muhaidib 2
Take pride in you farts! Even if they aren't really yours...
Screwie 25
How did you manage to do that?
TurnpikeTwister 0
That's actually very good karma; who knows, someone might just might claim your fart when you need it most!
The_Weirdo 10
If you can claim to own it, you can also sell it. That's why they invented EBay OP, just put it in a ziplock and ship it off.
ritbbehindu 0
BWAHAHAHA* I believe you mean
L3Paparazzo 7
op doesnt give a **** bout what people think lol
DropDead77 11
OP smelt it first
FuniiBunii 0
I love the way this FmL is worded!
Blood_Rose_Intox 3
I like the Harvey type portrait.
PurpleRae420 0
Haha
LordGoober 13
By claiming it you probably got some open seats beside you so looks like a win.
ammmeor 4
76- you smelt it you dealt it
JacksonCampbell 9
And not a single **** was given that day.
The_Weirdo 10
85, this actually was from the play version of Harvey. :p
stoopkid911 0
i agree with 72 :). let ppl think wat they wanna think. its their ass in the long run.
DynamicDave 11
Unless OP claims ownership of that too!
JodeMiVida 13
Agreed haha :D
kiss_1214 17
Just terrific lol thumbs up :)
jane79 0
that's your fault
Trueeeee 0
ur the uglyiest girl Everrrrrr if u are one
phatdaddy62 23
114, you're an asshole. Jane, you are HOT!
SoccerForTheWin 5
You look scary
Tyler12108 0
you disgust me
pctech3 0
You sir, are an idiot for that.
LolaD18 1
wait, the sandwhich Subway or the train Subway? oh no wait. that's weird no matter where it is.
jmtmxer 0
he said in THE subway so I think he's talkin about the train subway
Genesis215 1
Unless, of course, there's only one (sandwich) Subway in all of Singapore.
jmtmxer 0
I doubt it subway just passed McDonalds for the most fast food restaurants in the world
RedPillSucks 33
or two hobos were fighting over a subway sandwich and he thought that claiming the fart on the subway would prove ownership of the sandwich. What? It could happen!
imacreeper 3
if it was the fast food restaurant it would have been a capitalized "S".
Genesis215 1
Just like the first letter in the beginning of your sentence.
Jonkbaby 23
55 lmao
thebestof1984 0
Ummm, why?
lilmisslovely13 15
fail.
mexicotoucher 7
Community service.
NomOnShroomz 14
Because he/she can and if you're not okay with it... umm... euhh... hmm... something bad is going to happen.
instnt1nfction 17
not if I claimed it first
snickerz01 0
nooo its MINE!
ColorfulDonut 7
sorry guys it's mine
morgan320 0
You know i payed to claim that fart, right?
Skorne 5
I'm Fartacus!!
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
That's nasty.
Eggers 2
your mom is nasty
HubertPL 0
go **** your self eggers *banned once again*
franniedottp 8
how? it's not theirs...
shoecrazy 5
who does that? lol silly
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
haha " silly " u don't hear that very often :)
ColorfulDonut 7
silly is such an awesome word it makes me want smack someone over the head and say; "aww u silly Billy" :)
bittersweet1 0
op worded This perfectly. I was in the post office yesterday and a chick in front of me was very musty. every time we took a step forward i stepped into the smell x_x reminds me of it