Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
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taticalnNinja 5
It's okay it has 8 more lives
mintcar 10
Aw, poor cat.
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Comments (152)
bighead5890 0
Thats the best news I heard all day house cats suck get a dog o a reall cat like a tiger ydi
CultureChic 14
You just told the OP to go get a feral animal that would likely maul her upon sight. Do you know how ignorant and immature your comment is? Get off the computer and go do your homework. Isn't it about bedtime?
Mokiikom_fml 8
The OP is a jerk who shouldn't own any animals. They killed their cat and then found it funny enough to post it on a joke site. So getting a tiger would actually be great. Let's hope the tiger mauls and eats them, this way no more pets will get neglectfully killed then laughed at by this jerk...
fthku 13
Well since she would be the Tiger's "mom" he wouldn't maul her. He would maul everyone else though. And boy, let's not even think about how big of a sandbox this kitty's gonna need.
turdontoast 8
Did it died?
polopony 0
cat-astrophic
pandabeargirl89 0
I don't know about yours, but your cat's life is definitely ******.
k9obsessed 5
This is why they tell people in driver's ed to check around their cars before backing out. YDI for not making sure. Everyone knows cats like to hide under cars. If you have a cat, especially an outside one, you should have thought to check. F your cat's life, and F you for screwing it over.
DenisV95 2
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Epic_Phale615 0
I'm sorry OP, Shit happens.
CT94VA 0
Thats depressing
andrej07 0
that was my cat you **** sucker! JK
Zayna_604 0
look on the white side.. it still has 8 lives left... right?