Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
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taticalnNinja 5
It's okay it has 8 more lives
mintcar 10
Aw, poor cat.
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Comments (152)
losanimal 2
****** cats ....smh
Mikki4321 0
And the cat's white, so maybe OP just didn't see! This happens! My cat is black and I tend to confuse her for sweaters a lot! Or step on her because I think she's a shadow!
Crystollina 0
That's why you keep your cats in doors... cats that live outside have a life span of 3 - 4yrs. So sad... sorry bout your cat... that really sucks!!!
imnotverynice 0
lol
rlTlk 13
My cat was hit and killed yesterday because she somehow got out. I spent forever trying to find her then my brother did, in the street. I live on a dead end street next door to a playground too so you'd think people would be driving carefully enough that it would be pretty hard to hit something unless you just totally weren't paying attention at all, in which case that could have just as easily been a kid. I don't get people who hit animals and try to say it was unavoidable, except maybe on very busy streets, but it mostly happens in residential areas where you should be being careful and paying extra attention for kids animals etc which may come into the street. So FYL I share your pain, but YDI for not keeping it inside and not paying enough attention to differentiate YOUR cat from snow, and in dangerous driving conditions you should be paying even extra attention..
wtfcammelcheese 0
how mean leavin ur kitteh outside :O
munyarl 0
I'm soooo sorry, that breaks my heart. I have two kitties and the thought of me accidentally running over one makes me wanna cry. Good thing they are house cats :.)
TenderWhispers 0
Good, I hate cats. Useless unless you live on a farm. 'ooh look at me i'm a cat that likes to run away'
xdmsjcx 0
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missawesome16 0
y ws Ur cat out if u were leaving?