Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, we had a speaking assessment in Spanish class. When it was my turn, I yawned in the middle of a sentence, said, "Excuse me" and finished my sentence. She took points off because I hesitated and I spoke in English, not Spanish. FML
Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks to me so he can steal my answers. He asked if I'd give him the answers for the final as well. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML
Today, at 4 a.m., I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML
Today, I had an oral English exam to present in front of three teachers. Halfway through, I completely lost my voice. They failed me because they thought I was trying to play a prank. FML
Today, I had a giant Scantron test. After putting 10 answers, I noticed every single answer was A. I got freaked out and started putting random answers. Turns out every answer on the test was A. I failed. FML
Today, my Spanish teacher imitated the sound of a coffee grinder, and then said in Spanish, "OK, all of you do it." I did it, thinking everyone else would too. I was the only one in the class who'd understood the Spanish part. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
Wow your Spanish teacher is an ass...
AnalAssassin1 14
If only it was that easy.
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Ohshitdude 21
Now prove them wrong by befriending all of them and graduating at the top of your class.
AnalAssassin1 14
If only it was that easy.
Flaming_Pandas 15
Easier said than done, #1
aimzskee 30
How do you know Mark isn't already? They could be giving him weird looks simply because his name is in the test.
teentee401 37
Yeah, but people's names show up on tests all of time. So why look at him weirdly just for that?
foxyhasmybooty 16
Because plot twist he actually is and doesn't do his work so that's why the teacher put that in there
raffcity 7
No bueno
Aquaman911 18
I would have skipped the question and not talked to them after the exam.
TrippingOnAcid 29
You'd skip a question in an important exam because it had your name in it?
GoldFishPony 21
Also, that wouldn't help the antisocial statement
DArthurVaderian 18
Or the lazy one
ThePols 11
Haha or you could just not be a ******* child about.
Aquaman911 18
I guess DocBastard was right, the FML community has lost it's sense of humour...
asiakvt 10
Not that big of a deal lol.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Could have been a big deal if the examiners were getting suspicious
orbit 22
Es muy mal
wanted_2_want 40
I'm sure you meant "está muy mal" 29.
lexiieeex3 32
Wow your Spanish teacher is an ass...
Kqzza 13
Wow tu profesor de español es un culo*
lexiieeex3 32
Don't pay any mind to them OP you aren't defined by a stupid test question.
sweetbliss3 37
it's a test. if not your name it'd be someone else's. get over it.
seninaa 27
It's not like Mark is an uncommon name... Though this is funny if you actually are lazy and antisocial ;)
qdawg06 23
Having your name on the tests is still pretty cool tbh.
SauceySarah 30
But it's always fun to have your name be on a test or in a word problem no matter what the situation is.
fabulouskenaz 6
this never happens to me because I have a weird name
Flaming_Pandas 15
Prove them wrong by nailing the question.