Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
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Top comments
taticalnNinja 5
It's okay it has 8 more lives
mintcar 10
Aw, poor cat.
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Comments (152)
hideyoself 4
Cats suck
Niki27x 2
f you
port5 0
go FYSelf
unsocialentity 0
"That's weird, I've never seen snow bleed before."
FrankHotpants 31
poor mr. bojangles.
CultureChic 14
NOOOOOO!!!
varkey 7
you should have kept it inside... FYL anyway
xNephilim 19
Cats are meant to roam around outside. They're miserable when they're scooped up in a house.
Erissa 2
Not really, one of my cats is scared to go outside, and the other one won't leave the house unless it's hot outside.
justsomgirl 4
Every animal is meant to roam but we don't let out dogs and birds and guinea pigs out. Why does everyone think cats HAVE to roam? It is not safe to let animals that fo not understand human machinery and other such stuff out to fend for themselves. Thats why they get run over. And just for the record, it's a myth that they're miserable if kept inside. mine are both very happy indoor cats. And as such...they will never be run over by a car.
love_me_electric 20
Cats aren't meant to roam any more than other domesticated animals. I'm sure dogs would be happier running freely around the neighbourhood, but that doesn't mean owners should let them. If you care about your pet you would keep it inside where it's safe. And for the record, not all indoor cats are miserable. I've owned cats that hate being outside and the second I put them out they'd run back in. But no, obviously I'm a terrible person for keeping them 'scooped' up in the house all day.
Mikki4321 0
Actually, you can let all animals out, as long as you have a fence or something around the house. And dogs are pack animals, they like to be with the rest of their pack, while cats are more solo animals by nature. They do like to roam around, but ofcourse it is always dangerous for them. I wouldn't like to let my cat out if I had a road right in front of my house, I'd just keep it in the yard with a fence around or something.
lindsayyyx 0
poor kitty :(
luscious123 0
awwww!!
alluneedisluv 0
Aw :(
U_Go_Boom 0
FTW ^^
sallen0046 4
It's unfortunate, but really, why would you have an animal that you let wander outdoors in the snow? If you can't keep animals contained in your home, or at least in your yard out of harm's way, you should not have pets in the first place.
Mikki4321 0
Maybe because most animals like to be outside? I know my cat gets really crazy if she can't go outside and she'll trash anything. Sure, you need to watch their safety, but it's really sad to keep them in just because it's not safe outside, you shouldn't get a pet then.