Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
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Top comments
taticalnNinja 5
It's okay it has 8 more lives
mintcar 10
Aw, poor cat.
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Comments (152)
jjrebel26 0
hey good job, I bet u have been trying to get rid of it other ways, nothing like smashing it with your car
uh_durrr 0
That's why cats need to stay inside or on a leash, like a dog. It would be for their safety as much as it would be nice to not have paw prints on my car from the neighbors' cats. Why do cat owners let them have free reign?
jcdiva7 0
Poor kitty. It was an accident
hippyj12 0
Poor pooch!
IBMoondance23 0
which is why cats should be indoor cats only! dumbass!! YDI!
dkxw 0
Ok totally hilarious I feel bad for laughing but I don't care its hilarious bet you get a black cat next
Niaa_fml 0
YDI for letting the cat out. I'm too lazy to write out all the dangers that can happen, although this FML is one of them. I believe your cat wasn't castrated either? Great owner you were OP, great owner..
FilthyJeepGirl 1
WTF is your cat doing outside in the snow in the first place? I see a pattern here...
xavieryz 0
today, while I was minding my own business soaking up the sun on the driveway when out of no where my owner ran me over with there car....I also found out that thing about 9 lives is not True.... fml
aznmex21 3
thats what your dumbass gets for living in a place where you know it snows and having a white cat.