Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML
Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML
Today, I received two letters: an eviction notice and a Dear John. Neither went through the mail. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
They can see your future! You're in the Twilight Zone! Run for your life!
RichardPencil 32
Just shut up, take half the community property, and run!
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Comments (22)
BurnInDemonFire 39
They can see your future! You're in the Twilight Zone! Run for your life!
acmariner99 25
Insert Hangover reference here
chris_lillo 15
Exactly what I was thinking
Glowworm56 27
Are you sure you've never been married? Maybe the state erased your memories of your spouse.
RichardPencil 32
Just shut up, take half the community property, and run!
tenniemo 20
I desperately need more information and a follow up.
real life problems 26
How about some information about you and a follow up
Koios 30
Well that wasn't creepy at all
Spiritbird 17
^What??😂
GMSP 18
Just wait until your citizenship is revoked from a country you've never been to.
d3rpb0t 10
Identity theft: Leap-frogging from the single life to marriage and back faster than a Kardashian.
tounces7 28
Do your parents not like you, and this is their way of cutting ties?
Mungolikecandy 19
On the bright side your secret stalker is breaking up with you.
hellboy5099 18
Soon we will see an FML like this " i was officially divorced a week ago but i never received the divorce papers .FML"