Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone into my jacket pocket, and hurried across the road. I quickly realised my phone hadn't slipped into my pocket after all, and I turned around in time to see a snowplow go by. I couldn't find my phone in the snowdrifts. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML
Today, after a snowstorm, I went to start my car early in the morning for work. The door was frozen solid, so I had to jimmy it open with a screwdriver. Then, as I started to drive off, my foot slipped off the clutch and the car stalled out. The battery was too weak to start it again. FML
Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was driving slightly off road for work to clean a well. I didn't want to get my boots muddy by walking the last 20 ft through mud, so I tried to drive through. I spent the next four hours on hands and knees digging my way out. FML
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hekinokuroihi 20
Maybe that's what gave you the traction you needed to get out.
zeroramiro2 4
At least you put the phone out of its misery after you dropped it in dihydrogen monoxide. It would have thawed a cruel slow death.
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zeroramiro2 4
At least you put the phone out of its misery after you dropped it in dihydrogen monoxide. It would have thawed a cruel slow death.
TigranPet 24
Or as the common folk call it, "water".
manofmerr 27
To hell with the common folk! Long live the evils of dihydrogen monoxide, the scariest sounding chemical that can asphixiate you, burn you, cause hypothermia, and falls from the sky!
phoneaddict13 29
a cruel 'snow' death
hekinokuroihi 20
Maybe that's what gave you the traction you needed to get out.
liinkinparkfan97 34
Oh man, that sucks! I love the snow but sometimes it's just a pain. Sorry about your phone OP, hopefully you'll have better luck in the future!
appletreee 30
The same thing happened to me when I went to a pumpkin patch but, instead of snow it was mud. Sorry, OP, I know your pain.
Lalala579121 28
I now just have to wonder why you were driving in a pumpkin patch to begin with.
Shadowpath92 9
RIP Phone. 2016-2016
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you can use it now for cold-calling.
ApplePie1994 27
Oh snow!
TacoTheDank 27
Also commonly referred to as "inconvenience powder"