Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I got yelled at by one of the managers at my store for tucking in my shirt in the crew room. She called it unprofessional and offensive. It was my first day. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
You played the see-through-shirt card on your first day? I bet they like you already. Next week, wear a dress and 'forget' to put panties on. You'll soon be the most populair employee and co-worker.
tampabayfan 22
you made a good first impression
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tampabayfan 22
you made a good first impression
Takador 3
shake em!
enoughgrace 4
like a Boss!!
freddyisepic 2
haha
millionaire93 0
win
AmbientTroll 0
OP, YDI for being a ***** and not being able to afford a mirror.
iloveloosy12 0
yeah...at least you were getting attention
Idc666 0
How the hell is she a *****? She made a mistake, so what. It's not like she did it deliberately. She might have had something on over top but they decided it was too warm and took it off without realising that what was beneath was see-through. Frankly, I've done that one before but the shirt didnt look that thin on the hanger.
EvilPotato 15
1 well said my friend
PrimeStarscream 30
ROFL A+
truehitman2010 0
well how do you think you got the job?
razeleet 0
Win^
daaron 3
well said my man couldn't have said it better myself well actually yeah I couldve shouldve but didn't
Florence_ 0
Well done, friend. Well done.
jordan_may 0
MINECRAFT EVERYWHERE!!!
M0rt 0
pics or it didn't happen
Lufferkinz 0
This is why I always put my shirts against my skin before buying them. Try that sometime. ^__^
coolbrosef 0
completely true does OP not have a mirror what does OP stand for anyways?
dan_117 0
Fail. Just ******* fail
saint4life69 0
OP= Optic Penis
NicoRobin_fml 0
she did it on purpose (:
iEnvade 2
68 - Google is your friend.
ABANDONFATEREMEM 0
whos shirt? lol jkjk
hahafylop 4
My first guess would be the fat male boss with moobs and excessive chest hair...
truehitman2010 0
so you work on street corners
banana_buddy 6
No OP obviously works at a brothel and was doing office role play for her male "coworkers"
truehitman2010 0
corners*
WingsFan80 4
^^^ Spelling correction fail lol
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Could it be that your boss' was see-through? Or maybe one of your co-workers?
Doortje 30
You played the see-through-shirt card on your first day? I bet they like you already. Next week, wear a dress and 'forget' to put panties on. You'll soon be the most populair employee and co-worker.
Zmeilerr 22
D knw ths frm xprnc, Drtj?
Doortje 30
Are your a, e, i, o, u, and y keys stuck due to excessive masturbation to furby-****?
Zmeilerr 22
No, Sirin edited my comment.
Jarvenpa 0
yeah she would be the hoe of the work place. I wonder what color bra she had on. must not have been colorful enough
TXCandy 3
Nice...!