Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
Suspicious activity
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
Duh…
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Practice makes perfect sense
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show, expecting to feel better about a difficult relationship. Instead, I saw a performance written by the girl who loves my husband, about my husband, and how she loves him. FML
Classic Jeff
Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML
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MarineWifey88 3
I remember that episode, lol. At least your husband likes good tv! On a more serious note, make him sleep on the couch for a few days.
amelioration_fml 0
As long as he meant what he was saying, does it matter from where the words came? You are lucky to have a husband who loves you. He was probably just nervous about the ceremony and stuck with something that worked.
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Comments (121)
MR_Anderson 4
wow thats lame
therealdavid 0
Eww. and the worst of all. he watches scrubs.
oblio 0
so what? can't the sentiment still be sincere even though he was "inspired" by outside influences? At least you ring isn't CZ or anything, right?
rallets 23
did he at least go to Jareds?
packie123 0
haha
hahafylop 4
Lol I love that episode!
falluke17 0
scrubs ftw!!!
Ryanfmlfiend 0
this guy is pure win hope I can be just like him one day.
uchua 16
Scrubs rules. Besides that one last sketchy med-school season.
anonnie 0
Lol... Ouch
whatup360 1
this whole marriage vows and customs kinda lame, why is everyone forced to do it, there's other important factors in marriage other then walking down the isle or a lame vows, we can be affectionate in other ways and just showing that you'll always be there should be enough . peace!
RufusCade 7
Agree. This is what she gets for forcing him to do something he doesn't want to (or maybe even can't).
gottaluvchurros 4
your husband must really love you
MarineWifey88 3
I remember that episode, lol. At least your husband likes good tv! On a more serious note, make him sleep on the couch for a few days.
robnunzi 0
turkelton!
ny1996 0
Dr. Kelso, my name is Turk. As in Chris Turk.
demarcusT 0
How's she gonna do that? Superglue him to the couch? Cast a teleportation spell every time he touches the bed? Or just bitch the shit out of him?
kelaine 4
Dr. Kelso, did you really think my name was Turk Turkleton?!" haha
urdirtyolduncle 15
fyl indeed
Flamehog9 0
Trying to be first: not working.
josiej0j0 0
hey, at least he married you!
machiko_fml 0
Atleast he married you.
walterott 0
it is kinda lame
Terezi 0
It's not humiliating if no one else knows about it. Suck it up, princess.
DjeePee 25
But my guess is that the husband isn't the only one in the world who saw 'When Harry met Sally'...
ubetrwatchBN 5
...or scrubs. lol
Terezi 0
This is true, but I doubt a majority of them will put two and two together. It was years ago since I've seen the movie, for instance, and I've completely forgotten how the speech even goes. Either way, ever think that maybe he wanted to be able to say something sweet at your wedding to make it special, but isn't good at that sort of stuff? At least he did something- my best friend's husband redid some of the lyrics of "Tonight" by Trick Daddy and sang it to her at their wedding. THAT would have been mortifying.
DjeePee 25
True, true, but be honest, it is not that difficult to create your own vows. If you are really without inspiration and creativity, you could just say 'I want to marry you, because you are the only person in the world who can make me feel so happy and blablabla.' Again, being romantic is not difficult. I, as being a creative and good writer myself, would not appreciate it if my partner would steal his vows from someone else. Vows come from the heart, everybody can come up with something. Maybe something that isn't as good as the vows in 'When Harry met Sally', but I would like them more, because they were made only by him, only for you.
Jazze_fml 10
being romantic is dificult if you aren't a romantic person. that's like a saying rocket sience isn't dificult you just have to understand it. the entire understand it part however is where it get's dificult. i speak from expirience romance confuse the hell out of me and whille i can fell the romance of a good movie or book i would never be able to make a gesture that was the least bit romantic without it being on acident.
Ninjafriends 1
Your husband is a scrub.
Calyx_fml 22
I was at a wedding where the grooms vows were the lyrics to Like a Virgin... with a straight face.
LightningLadyy 0
Oh God, I would die.