Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
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Top comments
taticalnNinja 5
It's okay it has 8 more lives
mintcar 10
Aw, poor cat.
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Comments (152)
maaack329 0
:( awh.
purple_zebras_ 0
poor kittay ;(
monkeyCanDoMYJob 7
sorry to hear about your cat and please just ignore all the cat haters
allmidnighteyes 11
general comment pertaining to women drivers
Sirin_fml 47
Vague reply that paradoxically insults you very directly.
DocBastard 40
General response neither condoning nor condemning comment.
darkbob101 16
general acronym that gets tons of downvotes for having no purpose
inarticulating 0
i would hate myself forever.
cutiepie19 0
Poor kitty ;(
RosiePatosie 0
oh my god. That's horrible! I'm gonna be stupid and ask if it was ok?
perdix 31
My deepest condolences to you. I am so sorry that you accidentally killed your beloved pet. You probably feel guilt with your grief, but there was almost certainly nothing you could have done differently. Accidents just happen. (I was going to try to write something funny, but I see everyone else who has tried has been summarily buried. It's good to see FML becoming more of a supportive, sympathy site as opposed to a playground where snarky comedians revel in schadeñfreude with their jokety jokes.)
Madmolly 0
Poor 'Snowball'
Raiith 0
kitty killer!!!