Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Today, I was in my hot tub with my brand new phone. I set it down and when I grabbed my towel I knocked it into the water. I quickly snatched it up and dried it off with the towel, and surprisingly only one button stopped working. It was the unlock button, so now I have a perfectly good phone that I can't use. FML
Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, I put my phone in the dishwasher by accident. I'd left it on the kitchen counter with a bunch of dirty stuff and, distracted, loaded it in with the plates. I only realized it when the dishwasher started making weird noises. My phone was soaked and blinking with bubbles inside. It didn’t survive. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
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Top comments
kristenlee 3
as i was laughing at your story, my cellphone fell into my chicken noodle soup. fml. :(
22milesaway 13
You really should check all pockets before doing laundry.
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Comments (78)
kristenlee 3
as i was laughing at your story, my cellphone fell into my chicken noodle soup. fml. :(
kerraaay 0
Its like The Ring but with wet phones
Mikesta178 0
I was just laughing at your mass nude text story, when I dropped my mobile into a mixture of milk and dead ants. FML. :(
someguy945 0
I was laughing at your milk and ants story when I accidentally put my cell phone in my mouth and swallowed it.
f_alltheirlives 3
I was laughing at my phone when I accidentally stepped on your story
Intoxicunt 6
I was laughing at your story with my mouth wide open, when a wasp decided to fly into it and sting me repeatedly.
nazooer 11
Message to all of you : DIAF.
Witchcraft_fml 5
What a NAZOOER! I'm laughing at him.
ScaryyMary 14
I was laughing at all your stories when my cat freaked out and attacked my face. I was so scared I dropped my cellphone into a nearby vat of toxic waste.
WTFsGoingOn 0
I was on the phone with a friend laughing at your story when the phone slipped and I dropped it. Trying to be cool I tried to kick it back up high enough to grab it, instead the force of my kick broke it. My friend then emailed me calling me an asshole for hanging up on him. When I told him what happened he insisted I stole it from some FML about an iPod and now we are not speaking.
8trickster8 0
=D
ActionManly 11
Today, I was at a petting zoo when a cute iPod came up to like my hand, but instead shat all over my face, so my car decided to kick me up into the air to try and act cool but instead it broke me into a million little pieces and got arrested for public intoxication.
Witchcraft_fml 5
#56, I definitely saw that intoxicated car on an airplane today, and I asked him if he would play a game of ping pong with me. He said no, but he agreed to go binge drinking with me. He seems to have become quite the alcoholic after that arrest. Anyway, the car and I tried to go to the bar, but he was underage and had hair, so we went to a purple flea market instead. There, we met a giant smelly disembodied eyeball who told us that we should get pedicures. The car did not appreciate this, and decided that he would throw a cirrus cloud at the disembodied eyeball's foot. In retaliation, the eyeball vomited a tree into the car's shopping bag. Two days later, the car, the eyeball, and myself all woke up in Thailand in a drunken stupor. Unfortunately for us, two sexual whales had stolen our supply of chocolate cake and electric guitars, and were smoking them a few miles out to sea. Suddenly, two guacamole-covered pigs came and sniffed our bellybuttons. We were very confused, so we asked them why they were eating pickles covered with mustard. It must have been very sour. They rudely ignored our question, and instead began ruthlessly punching us in our stomachs. Red, yellow, blue, green, purple, and orange spiders imploded at the point of collision. Instead of fighting back, we decided to read the pigs' diaries and sneeze heavily at their drawings of a spaghetti-covered Africa, a horse eating with a spork, and irritating flamingos with high libidos gargling alarm clocks. Then, I fainted again from lack of somersaulting and cartwheeling. That's all I remember of that night.
jonan1212 5
While I Was laughing at your faintation I swallowed my phone
NiCKLoVESHaTERS 4
As I was laughing at your story I dropped my phone on tile.... Its still fine...
madman300 8
And as I was laughing at the irony of your comment, I dropped my Ipod into some stew. Failception O_O
22milesaway 13
You really should check all pockets before doing laundry.
lizzilla8297 2
this FML is just sad, but the comments are hillarious!
anima9 1
good thing you didn't get zapped :)
babyluv 0
I think I'd cry. lol
goddamme 0
Utter failure. I always wonder why things like this have never, ever, happened to me in my whole life. Maybe it's because I think.
blastvortex 4
What goes around sometimes comes around, huh? The real question is whether or not you can laugh about it yourself. There's nothing you can do about it now (more likely than not anyway), so you might as well.
cartedor 18
You are tempting fate, jinxing it, it is so totally going to happen to you very very soon. RIP your phone, ipod, ipad etc
wooddelilah 5
Karma will get you.
heyitsdaniel 0
This website isn't for us to come to, cry about, and send sympathy cards to people who have crap happen to him. So I guess by your logic bad stuff deserves to happen to those of us who get a kick out of this site?
jw90 18
as I read this and laughed at it and the funny "as I was reading this laughing my own cell-phone comments". the girl I like texted me asking me out. true story man I've got good luck.
Carbonchild 0
Karma much?
Sum_Dum_Bum 0
Karma's a bitch. YDI.