Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
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interesting33 37
Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.
ManInTheMachine 20
Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.
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ocramavaf 15
and asking why did not even cross your mind? plus i guess it depends on what flavour he was eating
buckdharma 38
He accidently flushed his friend, Fudgie The Whale.
souljacker 11
Give him a hug and then start finding out what's wrong.
TheWorldGreatest 8
You need to talk to him .
catkat1988 17
And you're on FML writing about it instead of consoling him? Now I don't know what was wrong, but I'm betting he could use a hug instead of this kind of belittling. Even if the reason didn't stand out as that significant, emotional lability can be a sign of anything from "going through a phase", as someone suggested, to more serious conditions such as clinical depression or even pathological neurological conditions. I realize you're not a doctor, but a little support could go a long way.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Agreed. Instead of being like "omg strangerz on the net, my bf is so weird, he keeps like crying and shit, god i hope he cheerz up soon, its totally weird and uncool" I would be extremely concerned. A previous boyfriend of mine had problems with depression, and he exhibited behaviour similar to this. It's not something to sneer at or treat like a big lame inconvenience.
redmnky21 8
you might want to get his hormone levels checked... it could be why he's being overly emotional.
davek 36
It might be more manly if he drowned his sorrows in scotch instead of ice cream, but ice cream is delicious!
yamahaktm125 4
He's probably gay lol
carminecris89 13
Time for him to turn in his balls. Not that he's doing much with them.
theycallmekitty 13
If I were you, I'd grab a spoon and sit there with him until he's ready to talk. I always feel better if I'm eating away my emotions with someone else instead of by myself. Just please make sure it's Moose Tracks. Best flavor icecream for these types of moments.