Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
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interesting33 37
Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.
ManInTheMachine 20
Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.
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Comments (138)
Alexeon 9
He likes penis
MuseFan1991 14
so how about you try and make him feel better and work through his problems rather than complaining?
SoylentCandycorn 10
Because when your boyfriend or girlfriend show warning signs of severe depression, the natural reaction is to upload it on FML instead of being concerned.
hollywoodt1ts 15
Sounds like a woman to me, OP. YDI cuz this isn't the first time.
Steel_BZ 8
Obviously you need to talk to him, something is bothering him. Make him open up.
Satoaoi 13
awww sounds like a sweetheart. but not sure if that situation is good or bad since it's not the first time o.o
TADspace 30
he probably watches Doctor Who.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Maybe he's crying in the bathroom because he knows how uncomfortable you are about your boyfriend expressing emotion? Just a thought.
Werken247 14
Maybe he's upset that the 5 second rule doesn't apply to floss dropped in the toilet. I know it broke my heart when I heard.
simoncat 11
Male PMS?