Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
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Emma Marshall 19
So he finally found the clit. Bad timing.
Razell 13
Funny thing about the universal rules of gun safety: they apply to almost all types of gun.
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Comments (28)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Is it wrong to admire the accuracy of that shot? I feel bad for you, OP, but that's a shot with pinpoint accuracy, and I'm in awe.
chosha_fml 27
It’s only accuracy if that’s what he was aiming for.
chosha_fml 27
Which would make it a much worse FML.
Emma Marshall 19
So he finally found the clit. Bad timing.
onceuponatime456 16
Say what? Why the hell were you mostly naked at a firing range? WTF is wrong with you?
LadyRen 20
Maybe it was her first time and she wasn’t sure what to wear. Or she wasn’t planning on going to the store that day. They just happened to pass it or something and the husband went in.
CuffCuff 5
leggings doesn't make your mostly naked but okay
sunnyray812 42
Leggings aren't exactly considered pants eve though they are fine to be worn by themselves, but she's far from being "mostly naked."
tiffanyhaas53 6
are you dumb? She doesn't really mean she was only wearing leggings but no shirt. I cant believe you too that literally. DUMB
Mike Crews 2
Today, your husband should not be handling a weapon if he did that. Regardless of if it shoots bubbles. I hope it wasn't too bad. What if it were real?
Razell 13
Funny thing about the universal rules of gun safety: they apply to almost all types of gun.
LadyRen 20
Always have your safety on.
bonsai 11
Hope your ok
fjvitt 14
Look at the bright side-at least you have a husband that can find your clit.
fjvitt 14
Takes flicking the bean” to a whole new level...
Jeremy Phillips 18
Clitopissed