jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
whatdidimarry
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
Wow
Sanford, United States
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
the_emilymohr
Gourmet dinner
Today, after feeding my cats, I walked out of the room. Five minutes later, I heard one of them making a hacking sound. Knowing the outcome, I went to get some paper towels to wipe up the mess. When I went in, my other cat was eating it. Certain things cannot be unseen. FML
princeronron
Prilly, Switzerland
Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
My cat is special
United States
FEED ME, HOOMIN
Today, my cat ate the dog's food and is now very sick. For the third time. The first time he did it, I was concerned; second time, I was confused. Now I realize he's just an idiot. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
HereKittyKitty
Carlsbad, United States
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Top comments
Foolys 10
Your husband is a real pussy.
jdm_powered 6
At least he's getting a shinier coat and 20% more protein.
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Comments (113)
Foolys 10
Your husband is a real pussy.
AidenSurvival 7
I smell something fishy...oh wait, that's your husband.
xSonic 9
Or HER pussy
chrissy2 28
Or your pussy
SirCharles83 13
Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
starman02 12
I LOVE that movie. Literally burst out laughing from reading your comment. Thank you for the laugh!
SirCharles83 13
No problem. I enjoyed your profile. You must be dating the Dos Equis guy lol. You forgot "Cuba imports their cigars from me"
kevsandy303 12
25: If you had LITERALLY burst out laughing you wouldn't have been alive to type that response. Look up the meaning of 'literally' before you misuse it. That literally makes me blow a gasket!
sens3sfailing 25
Psst....people can stop laughing and then send comments....
Carmstro 13
96, I'll just put it out there that she was using literally in reference to how she actually laughed out loud, not in reference to the bursting bit.
heythere131630 9
Meh, what can you do? Some guys are *******.
CharresBarkrey 16
I thumbed you down before I saw that you and #1 posted at the same time. My apologies.
californiapoppy 11
At least he isn't licking himself yet
sens3sfailing 25
believe me, all boys who are new to puberty have tried and it makes me wonder just how many men would actually do this if they could...
Sputnikspak 13
If certain videos I've seen on the Internet are to be believed, then yes, it is possible. Also, contortionists.
sens3sfailing 25
Well obviously it is possible for some men, just for a large majority of men it isn't. You either need to be a contortionist of some degree or have an extremely long penis to do so.
gc327072 31
Good grief that seems like a whole lot of effort for what a hand can accomplish so much easier.
tj5810 21
Or was he?...
aJaguarinRed 9
That's going to be their foreplay! OP: ooo baby what do you taste like? Husband: Mmmmm... Tuna.
rsunshine2020 13
You must not be a good cook.. Or he's just a pussy
olpally 33
Or he's just a weirdo with a cat food fetish. Lol. He's done this more than once, to say the op's wife sucks at cooking is way too big of an assumption. Not enough info to say that.
olpally 33
Oops, I meant to say, you can't assume op is a bad cook***.
pink_raindrops 26
I knew someone who would eat those temptations cat treats. It apparently started as a joke but he thought they tasted good so he kept doing it every once in a while. Sometimes people just like weird things even if they have access to good food.
ittsdann 6
Meow mix meow mix please deliver
annie_nk 23
I read that in Dr. Evil's voice lol
jdm_powered 6
I laughed so hard at this comment oh my god
pradip 26
Your husband is human with a cat trapped inside. its a male cat, so "nothing to worry".
andyyroxx 20
No.
PeteyPablo12308 20
(29) I'm afraid so.
windfuelsfire 10
He made a reference to a messed up fml where a guy tells his gf that he's a woman trapped in a mans body, but the woman is lesbian so "our couple should be ok". I think it's a good reference
doc1990 4
Umm no..
Smokingweenies 3
Meow that's not normal.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Pussy jokes already?! What a surprise...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
well dog jokes wouldn't mean much here...
aJaguarinRed 9
Horse jokes, maybe? So I came into a bar and there was a horse. Wait no. So I came into a horse and there was a bar...
Altar_fml 2
Now that's a kitty situation.
connerwonner 7
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But if this pun gets out of hand on FML I will hunt you down I will find you and I will kill you.
mtlfenix 7
I think it is a good sardonic retort to the retards who keep using "that's a shitty situation" the moment anything fecal is mentioned in an FML as if it were the brightest and most original idea one could come up ... You should hunt them down for pain ...
chrissy2 28
I think my dad eats our dog food. I've never seen him but there is always a lot missing when I look.
sens3sfailing 25
fun fact, the can opener was not invented until decades after the can was invented.
CharresBarkrey 16
10- Maybe your dog just eats a shit ton of food? 26 - Well yeah, I wouldn't expect it to be invented before the can.
Sputnikspak 13
You can also open cans a multitude of other ways, and depending on the contents, punching a good hole will suffice. I've gone camping and opened cans with a Swiss Army Knife. Though can openers are being used less and less because more companies are switching to the pull-tab technology.
GothickNihilist 15
If he actually eats the dog food it could be PICA. PICA is a very serious mental disorder, in which non food items are consumed. It is a very difficult disorder to have, because it is often made fun of. The main the OP could deal with the situation is to remove said cat food from the house. My parents had to go without buying tinfoil as I have PICA and like to consume tinfoil flowers dirt and sand. Try looking into seeing a psychiatrist. There are methods to cope with it, but you need to be committed to learning. Have a nice day. :3
winkydog4056 16
#67_You have a very good point. It didn't occur to Winky RN. OP should seriously find out WHY hubby is tossing back the kitty food. Could also be a vitamin/mineral deficiency.