Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
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interesting33 37
Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.
ManInTheMachine 20
Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.
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Comments (138)
blackman100 20
Sounds like a woman trapped in a man's body. How's the sex life?
Maria_Obligacia 14
OMg poor guy. FHL. I hope whatever it is that's hurting him gets resolved.
Baybiiie 11
Turn off! I say take him back to the Fairy but in denial club or get him a solid massive pair of balls. Somehow I don't think it would help anyway. What's left to be said? FYL :)
Baybiiie 11
Turn Off!! I say take him back to the Fairy Club (he's clearly in denial) or get him a massive pair of balls. I however think that won't help anyway. What's left to say? FYL :)
Derpylicious 3
If it bothers you and it happens often then leave him.
Roxenthewolf 3
Seems to me like, instead of getting down on him for showing that he has human emotions, it would be better to recognize that he's clearly going through a hard time and cut him a little slack.
mosquito19 14
did that stop you from taking your dump?
Coolcody8 4
Did you ask what was wrong?
smartazzbeach75 4
Get a real man, one who doesn't hide from crap but actually does something about it! #loser
MalzxTheTerrible 4
Did his other girlfriend dump him?