Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the place I signed for yesterday to pay the first month's rent and get my keys. I looked around before I left, and used the toilet. I went back later to show my boyfriend and found the place flooded an inch with water coming from the toilet. It had been flooding for 7 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I was working at 5 am at my office desk when I heard trickling water. I ran to the foyer, turned on the light, expecting to see my incontinent 16 year-old golden retriever. Instead, I witnessed my still drunk, high and comatose husband standing at the top of the stairs pissing on the carpet stairs. Again. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, I got a call from the Sheriff's dept. saying that water was coming out my front door. I ran home to find a waterfall cascading over my covered parking. It turns out my puppy had chewed through the hose that connects the toilet to the water. My entire condo had an inch of standing water. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time. It's a small, old cottage in the countryside. I went up for a shower and didn't realise that the plug hole was blocked. Before I knew it, the bathroom floor was completely flooded and the ceiling below was dripping. FML
Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
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extremereviews 26
There's this thing called a water valve about 2 feet from where he was
abattior 18
A for effort..?
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abattior 18
A for effort..?
devildog562 33
A for ass.- definition :2. A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person.
Welshite 40
#13: Or, y'know, a donkey...
devildog562 33
Welshite I guess it could go either way. Please excuse my vulgarness.
evilamoebaattack 20
vulgarity. that goes either way too :D
devildog562 33
Nope usually shit gets flushed . Sorry to everyone .
Migillope 10
As does my girlfriend :(
extremereviews 26
There's this thing called a water valve about 2 feet from where he was
False_Stupidity 42
It could be that the valve is just a knob that is seized up from disuse. They don't get used much and can be a real bitch to turn off.
HeavyWeaponsGuy 21
maybe the VALVE was 3 feet away
thebigtwinkie 28
at least he tried
sayyestothedress 24
Technically he didn't actually try, he just wanted to get out of the situation easily and made it look like he tried and at the same time tried to be funny
iseebearbears 27
That sounds so cute. I bet you didn't know whether to laugh or cry at that point.
EvilTurtle 35
Why not both?
AnonPotato 16
*Mexican music plays*
icekitten14 12
^ These comments just killed me. RIP icekitten14.
brendejafulable 41
That's cute.
Omegadolly 22
Man, I feel bad for you, but just keep in mind that one day, you will look back at this and laugh just as hard as the rest of us are laughing right now. Much love, FYL.
devildog562 33
Ain't that a bitch... And a toilet...
ThexFroggyGirl 21
Well, he's a keeper..
Uglyfeet 23
OK, I get it when people call OP's boy/girlfriend a keeper when they do something funny or unexpected. It is a long shot to say that because of one simple action, but whatever, it's possible to understand. But seriously now, how can that moron be called a "keeper"?!? Keep him away from dogs and flooding toilets, that is...
isisorchid 16
It's called sarcasm.
Uglyfeet 23
I had that thought at the time but it seemed to be a little out of context... maybe it was just my sleeptime soreness of mind. Anyway, #29 photo matches her comment perfectly, just wanted to say o/
stevothedevo 25
#25 Whoosh
toxic_walrus 15
There are some really great inventions that could have helped, i.e. a plunger, a water valve, a phone to call a plumber....maybe....no?
Brandi_Faith 34
Agreed! This is hilarious!