Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
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Top comments
interesting33 37
Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.
ManInTheMachine 20
Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.
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Comments (138)
EvilRooster 3
Punch him in the neck, see what happens.
charvisioku 22
Maybe his secret boyfriend dumped him.
SmittyJA24 26
How soon are you dumping this douche bag?
Raesin 21
So he's a douchebag for getting upset and eating ice cream? I can tell you're going to be single for a loooooong time. The bathroom is usually a solitary place, possibly meaning he wants to be alone or feels isolated, you really should try and help him instead of taking the piss OP.
SoylentCandycorn 10
OP's boyfriend doesn't sound like a douchebag.... but you do.
Reddress 1
Low Testosterone...
JanisEvans 10
And instead of taking care of him you mock him on FML. I wonder why he's so unhappy. It's a mystery.
SoylentCandycorn 10
*Walks into her boyfriend crying and eating ice cream. Instead of being concerned or trying to find out what's wrong, she walks out and laughs about it on the internet. She then wonders why it keeps happening.*
Perfectg 9
Aww cutie
skyeyez9 25
Ice cream is a comfort food. So find out why he was crying.
alliekat56 11
Time to turn in his man card
SoylentCandycorn 10
Time for you to renew your douchebag card.
Seany_93 18
#67 best call
Nomadic1 20
I don't think he ever got his man card
naxeeb 33
He's clearly going through a phase. You should ask him what's wrong and try to console him. Shouldn't really have waited this long :/
poccocurantes 7
I was going to suggest midol.