Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
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Welshite 40
Sounds like that relationship is going to be a Rocky Road.
dietcoke09 25
I felt like an idiot for not understanding this at first. "Why would she yell at some guy passing by her dorm? Why does she feel the need to share that she has ice cream??"
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Comments (32)
Welshite 40
Sounds like that relationship is going to be a Rocky Road.
Dilexar 26
close the comments. this one wins, hands down
RpiesSPIES 27
#2 Sorry, Tumblr is 3 url's past here.
Stxsyh 30
#1, I see what you did there.
UnicornWaffles 23
Hey everyone, it's the OP, I didn't log into my account when I posted it so I guess this comment isn't going to be blue and fancy. Clarifications: by seeing I do mean meeting him in a more-than-friends manner. And to the fridge/ freezer people, English is my second language so do tolerate that mistake. Although, I'm really not sorry for that mistake because the tiny freezer in the mini fridge from Walmart in my dorm works like a fridge anyways. Plot twist: I posted this fml right after the event happened. I confronted him about it by texting him and giving him the benefit of doubt. Turns out he was just pushing his earphones in and seeing him from the back makes it look like he was covering his ears, the hoodie didn't help the case. So we're all good now.
dietcoke09 25
I felt like an idiot for not understanding this at first. "Why would she yell at some guy passing by her dorm? Why does she feel the need to share that she has ice cream??"
nicole1765 14
I think by "seeing" she meant in a relationship type sense. she saw him passing her dorm and when he kept walking, she was saying she is hurt by that and will eat ice cream (what people generally do when broken up with)
Stxsyh 30
#3, me too! I only get it after my third time reading it. lol.
DravensTheName 16
I think you read a tad bit too much into that one :P I think what she meant by "been seeing" was that she saw him while he walked by her dorm more than once.
DravensTheName 16
My message was directed to 7, not 12. Just to be clear
J352SAURUS 30
See comment #29 or #30 by UnicornWaffles. She's the OP. Apparently the guy was wearing a hoodie and was simply pushing his earphones in more, not blocking his ears.
CaroLouWho 10
He sounds like a dickbag and an immature one. You're better off with the ice cream.
RichardPencil 32
You should have called out, "I have ice cream in my fridge." If he didn't come running, I'm sure other guys would have.
leah_kascar 8
The ice cream will treat you better
Lillysar91 20
He's a jerk and you deserve better than a guy openly ignoring you! He can go to hell. Ben & Jerry's always helps :) hope you feel better
DravensTheName 16
Go to hell for ignoring girl? Lol
DravensTheName 16
**** I forgot the A in that comment! Rip
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
Well shit, the ice cream's gonna melt if it's in the fridge and not the freezer.
05PP1 17
Shoulda put it in the freezer that ***** gonna be melted by time you get home...
Donut_Wizard 23
Ice cream listens, ice cream understands.
lucky513 9
Hey, if you can't have him, at least you still have Ben and Jerry?