Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
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Top comments
interesting33 37
Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.
ManInTheMachine 20
Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.
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Comments (138)
zombieslayer83 19
Someone call Ben and Jerry! I can see the new flavor now, "Toliet swirly"!
WeskersSexslave 15
omfg ahahahahahahaha!!
Trisha_aus 15
It's weird when you're on the toilet reading this..
dmoran20 27
With almonds!!!
EvilUndead 9
You're his girlfriend, so talk to him. Most guys rarely break down, but when this happens, they do need support.
matt98_fml 13
If he was eating chocolate ice cream, then it's some serious shizz that's going on.
jmcgee17 20
You may want to ask him to grow a pair.
zandalee 20
What? Men can't have emotions? Damn! I thought we were over all of the macho bullshit. What if 'the guy' is bipolar or depressed for the love of God?
metalhead4740 14
Well apparently he shows emotion well. Sounds like a keeper OP
poccocurantes 7
You should take away the ice cream and switch him to prunes. No more tears.
379_fml 11
No more tears??? Really? Sounds like tears of anal pain instead of emotional tears
Mkymouse 2
How old is he..... like 2...
Seany_93 18
Yeah and what if someone in his family pasted away? And icecream made him feel better? And next to the toilet just in case he ate too much.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Oh my, I'm so sorry. I had no idea human tear glands shrivelled up once you hit your third birthday. Now I can make an appointment to get mine removed, like my parents should have done years ago.
PenguinBitch 44
This is what happens when you go out to watch Miss America with your buddies and arrive at 10 pm which is very late.
DocBastard 40
He was probably just sad that he missed the My Little Pony marathon on TV. Give him his blankey and let him cry it out. He'll be fine.
Nave42 7
I miss that show. ;-;
DrunkButterfly 17
It's ok for a guy to cry sometimes, there's nothing wrong with that! But sobbing on the bathroom floor with a carton of ice cream? No.