Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
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Top comments
interesting33 37
Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.
ManInTheMachine 20
Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.
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Comments (138)
AgentClassyPants 9
Well, that's stage 1.... Stage 2 and 3 involve a lasso, 2 chickens, a dinosaur and Chinese food. I'd get out now.
cartedor 18
What? Why bathroom? Why sitting in the floor? Why crying? Why icecream? What? Why? None of that make any sense!
pedinhuh 23
Looks like he is trying too hard with the diet, but can't overcome his gluttony, I understand him... ..Oh yeah, that's a clear sign of depression, he may need help
Lastking85 6
Sometime shit happen you end up dating anther girl :)
Thpwns 5
That must have been some damn good ice cream
ravenxcorvinus 9
hey, ice-cream isn't sexist... but looks like YOU are! :-P
bfsd42 20
91, that is NOT being sexist. Women do certain things more often than men, and eating ice cream while being emotional is one of them. Stereotyping is not sexism, or racism for that matter.
clarke7792 6
yea screw him fir crying! if ur not a steely eyed killin machine than ur a baby
Sam_Dchi 23
Man-Card revoked. Forever.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Asshole card invoked. Forever.
Sam_Dchi 23
Thanks, I thumbed you up!!
JiggyBoo123 11
Poor boy. I hope he'll be okay.