mayoshampoo
Toronto, Canada
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
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Same thing different taste
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Central District, Hong Kong
Does this smell weird?
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
GabyLeann
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lukey101
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Hairless freak
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J Rush
Welshpool, United Kingdom
Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
imamess
Rockville, United States
Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML
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uhhh_khakis 2
Switch their mayonaise with shampoo
MomentoMori 23
Fill their Oreos with toothpaste. Payback is a bitch.
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Comments (105)
TheComedyAudio 29
Spread butter or olive oil on the bathroom floor when you leave. That'll teach em
cjwayy 22
That sounds pretty dangerous :/
garrett_8614 14
That's the point!
katieemerr 15
Saucy
deedeedeniel 17
Mayonnaise is actually really good for your hair. With the egg mixed in, it gives protein to your hair:) whoever did it was actually doing you a favor
kee_breezy32 34
Agreed #42
False_Stupidity 42
Mayo is largely oil anyhow, use the tools you were provided and just spread that on the floor.
184886837272837 32
This plan could backfire so easily...
spatula232 25
A broken back and family feud later
Sandsh8rk 36
Find out who it is, then switch out their mouthwash with windex.
Ian7890 23
ya because hurting someone over a harmless prank is worth it
JayBunny 16
That could poison someone. I'd think I would live if I got mayonnaise smelling hair again. (I had to do that to get rid of lice) but Windex....that's dangerous and unnecessary
noah_1234 24
first of all he would jave to find the person which he cant and second of all they would notice it isn't toothpaste, unless you changed it with mouthwash
soulreaper12296 28
#2, you do know that windex is poisonous right?
PerditaDessa 38
Windex contains ammonia so while it is poisonous it is worse to breath in than to take a swig and spit it right back out. It'd make their mouth burn but as long as they didn't swallow it, which I cannot see why they would, they wouldn't be in too much danger from such a prank. Still a bad idea, because the pranke could be an idiot and swallow it.
JayBunny 16
64, I sure some of it can go down someones throat
Moderator0fFML 10
I'm pretty sure that this tactic is a bit extreme.
Knightchaser27 25
Maybe you could switch it with Gatorade instead
schhichick 14
Have you guys really not heard of Shampoanaise?
Nyx7 24
Thanks satan
MomentoMori 23
Fill their Oreos with toothpaste. Payback is a bitch.
Soviet_American 29
Or put sugar water in their bug repellent.
christian1509 21
What corner of hell did you crawl out of
hondajason72280 10
you just gave me a great idea on something to do to people who keep stealing my oreos lol
Comet_Candy 23
As an added bonus you can also freeze mentos in ice cubes and serve them in soda.
Jonaahhhh 12
Or switch out their minty gum with carefully cut pieces of wasabi.
person961 9
Why not replace the filling of the Oreos with mayonnaise?
cyanidesandwich 21
@55 because mayo and toothpaste have different consistencies, and toothpaste would be more inline with the filling of oreos than mayo would be
8313girl 28
Man you guys are evil! Glad I'll never get the chance to piss y'all off lol.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
I'm worried what you're buying if your "mayonnaise" can be mistaken for shampoo.
cjwayy 22
I don't think you understand the FML. Someone dumped out OP's shampoo bottle and filled it with mayo.
soulreaper12296 28
1. OP didn't know their shampoo was switched with mayonnaise. 2. If OP uses shampoo that is normally white, it would be very easy to not realize that it's mayonnaise instead of shampoo.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
I understood, but mayonnaise is a thicker consistency. Oh and smells of egg. That's usually a big giveaway.
zevo1415 10
I too smell my shampoo every time before i use it.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Mayonnaise has a strong smell. You can smell it without actually trying to. Unless OP uses mayonnaise scented shampoo that's also very thick, I don't see how they didn't notice.
Rizzen 27
yikes, I pulled that same prank on my sister. its a bitch to get out
naajster 14
beware.. somebody will put toothpaste in your Oreos
expertsmilee 26
Why does this shampoo smell so creamy and delicious?
uhhh_khakis 2
Switch their mayonaise with shampoo
boofuckinhoo 15
Omg yes!
whenitdidhappen 14
Omg no!
TrippingOnAcid 29
Mayonnaise is actually really good for your hair
FrozenMusic 26
Check your deodorant if it's creamcheese haha
browneyes126 9
hahahahaha I've done that to my brother !
pete9913 23
I have to assume you smelled the difference and didn't get it in your hair, right?
sparty48910 5
If they did, do you think it would be on FML?
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Well, considering the fact that OP probably has to buy new shampoo, because they don't know where it went, yes, it could still be an FML.
Rosebudx 32
Mayonnaise makes your hair super shiny and soft, actually. Whoever did that was helping you out!
ohSNAPyall 27
Thanks, Ramona Quimby!
Rosebudx 32
I know who Ramona is, but I'm at a loss as to the meaning of your comment...