Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my mum and I were moving the last of my stuff into my new flat when I heard some creaking. The sound was coming from the bathroom, so I went to check it out. As I stepped through the door, the floor collapsed and the bathtub and I fell right through. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
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Top comments
chrisbravo 4
Don't you knock? He could've spill hot soup on his penis! Jesus!
Betz 10
Well that was a series of unfortunate events.
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Comments (139)
noelykins1 19
That must of hurt but it could of been worse he could of been standing up.
Betz 10
*have x3 Sorry, I had to.
noelykins1 19
Completely fine. I forgot about that grammar rule.
awagh666 14
^It's not a rule; it's a way of life.
mbusey 20
Yes, and you got buried for forgetting it.
chrisbravo 4
Don't you knock? He could've spill hot soup on his penis! Jesus!
allthatandmore 0
Chicken noodle soup for the soul...
IOmnomHard 10
Chicken noodle soup for the middle-aged testicles was my favorite one.
MikeonFML 17
I pictured him leaving the door open for some reason
Betz 10
Well that was a series of unfortunate events.
krewer21 1
Agreed.
music_woman1 11
Definitely I simply don't understand how some feel that this is a YDI
Deeznutzhairy 7
**** those books .
music_woman1 11
A dent in the wall?!
everydayFML2121 5
No shit. A dent in op's head would most likely kill her.
music_woman1 11
I meant frickin ouch!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#78 - Not necessarily. I have a dent on my head when I accidentally fell right on the corner of the table (this was a couple years ago). I'm still alive, as you can see. So don't be an ass 'cause it can go either way.
Llamacod 11
hey now, he isn't being an ass. you've said and proved that a dent in your head could go either way; you survived your head dent but others have not. don't be so rude
nancyschmancy 9
He eats on the toilet? Your mom has a keeper! FYL
pillowsarecomfy 2
I agree! Eating on the toilet kind of defeats the purpose of being on the toilet in the first place.
greenalleycat 4
It's all about maximising the efficiency of the recycling process
rattusrattus 19
Nah, it's to torment the soup with the knowledge of its eventual resting place.
vocaloidtiger 12
Did anyone else read 'eating soap' first?
hunterjumper88 8
I did, 112 XD
patrickalamo 48
Which hurt worse your head or eyes.
CrazyManNo9 29
My stomach, actually.
marisadc79 0
Hmm this one sounds a bit to much and out there to be true. If it did happen wow what a messed up chain of events.
loloalltheway 23
I Would be in a huge shock also if that happened to me ....
Michael_92 20
Are you sure its huge shock and not small shock? Could it even possibly be average shock?
loloalltheway 23
Now that i think about it it's more of an average shock, not the kind of shock when you fall off stairs ... thanks For helping me clear that up !!!:p
Meme1988 18
That must hurt physically and mentaly and on every scale you might think of..BUT why to eat in the bathroom!!!! just why-eww!!?
matthew3 2
You clearly haven't read the FML properly.
Meme1988 18
Soup*! Wow!! Still weird..
matthew3 2
Bowl of soup to help you feel better?