Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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Top comments
the_anti_hipster 7
Sounds like your mom's off her meds again...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Meanwhile in the Evil household.
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Comments (189)
brittanyjoann3 6
I thought it was funny.. Haha
dez63 9
crazy cat lady
RS795 8
This sounds EXACTLY like my sister. I've seen her doing this.
reimichele 8
You should just go ahead and practice total submission now OP. When they rule, they'll need to keep some people alive. Might as well secure your place in that few. :3
wayfan 5
"So, Mistress, what are we going to do tonight?" ;)
Juiceb0x2012 0
What is your mom smoking? I want to of it. Please and thank you. :D
Parisgirl34 12
awesome mom
CailynDena 2
Did she see you???? Awkward...
betteryouthanmee 3
Don't be fooled because your mom's the one talking. The cat is obviously the mastermind behind it all.
_wraith 15
What's wrong with talking to your cat?