Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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Top comments
missathegirlwond 19
Aw! How romantic!
Briscuit 24
A beautiful and moving story to tell the kids when they're older. :') Congrats on the future wedding, OP.
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Comments (23)
missathegirlwond 19
Aw! How romantic!
StoryOfTheYear 15
8- Lol, were the first five words of your comment really necessary?
StoryOfTheYear 15
25- I guess that's better in comparison to the typing habits of some of the other people on this site. I'll keep that in mind.
Briscuit 24
A beautiful and moving story to tell the kids when they're older. :') Congrats on the future wedding, OP.
nerdlyfe101 4
You should have got your husband and the guy shouting a room then haha
SystemofaBlink41 27
So.... did you say yes?
SkoomaKi 28
It says in the FML that she said yes. READ MAN, READ!
BeMyLove15 10
"Once I said yes..."
SystemofaBlink41 27
5- holy shit... how did i miss that?
TheArchAngel 8
And that, children, is why you never mess with the time space continuum. It screws us all.
xRedRockerx 5
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I still fail to understand how this is a FML, most marriage FML's involve either one saying no.
xxkimmyt 9
I think you should start kickin' it. ;) if you know what I mean.
zingline89 18
So, you're getting married, AND you're getting laid tonight?? I fail to see the FML :P
hunterluv1 20
How... gentlemanly... he is...
Meowingtons500 18
You're getting married and you haven't had sex together? I'm not sure if I'm interpreting the story correctly... But congrats on your engagement OP!
StoryOfTheYear 15
I don't see where it actually implies they have never had sex.
Redneck17 8
^ I was thinkin' the same thing...
Meowingtons500 18
I saw a comment that referred to OP and her fiancé needing to start getting it on, and I completely got confused. My bad. I understand now. :)
Jeathrow 2
How is that bad? Sounds pretty funny
brittanyayy 8
Is it just me or is that a really weird thing to yell out at an engagement?
TheArchAngel 8
Just you.
Redneck17 8
It doesn't say he "yelled out" the engagement. They were in a restaurant, chances are people are goin' to over hear others' conversations.