Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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the_anti_hipster 7
Sounds like your mom's off her meds again...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Meanwhile in the Evil household.
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Unbweavable 17
Can you say creeeeeepyyyyy
misterbufford 1
She's right.
lordlekal 17
Hmm sounds like me and my cats have competition. MUAHAHAHAH! Good thing we out number them.
NoReservations 9
"What are we going to do tonight?" "Why, we're going to take over the world Pinky.." My boyfriend always does that when he asks me what I plan to do for the day.
thefatman38 4
Sounds like your mom had a Dr Evil Mr Bigglesworth moment there, her pinky up to corner of her mouth?
oneleggedbeauty 0
The men with white suits are on their way
birtnay 1
Dr. Evil!!
aJaguarinRed 9
The dark side awaits, OP... Join your mother and rule all at her side! Your mom and the cat will be like Palpy and Vader. You can be Boba Fett.
bournefml 0
I say that all the time to mess with people
Harpy20 24
Does the door to her room lock from the outside?