Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, my boss accused me of submitting fraudulent overtime claims. I proceeded to show him security footage of me at my desk for sometimes 18 hours a day, keeping the business from imploding. He then claimed he doesn’t actually have enough money in the accounts to pay me everything I’m owed. FML
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, I was running late for work. I was trying to find my car keys, then realized I'd left them in my boyfriend's car. My phone charger was locked in my car, and my phone was dead. I couldn’t get hold of my boss and explain what had happened. I’m fired, aren’t I? FML
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, I was fired for not having a reliable mode of transportation. I’ve only had to take the bus recently because three days ago, my boss’s son was messing around in the parking garage, lost control, and totaled my car. FML
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wysegirl 24
probably should have told him right away and hopefully you have car insurance. depending on where you are uts illegal to drive without it.
RichardPencil 32
You're fortunate that your boss is using "or." For this kind of deceptive behavior, you should be fired, arrested and forced to pay damages.
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Comments (7)
rgkkk 17
In your defence, coming clear wouldn't probably have different effect. And also if your boss minor car fix isn't something one can afford from the salary, then maybe finding a better job isn't that bad of an idea after all
wysegirl 24
probably should have told him right away and hopefully you have car insurance. depending on where you are uts illegal to drive without it.
RichardPencil 32
You're fortunate that your boss is using "or." For this kind of deceptive behavior, you should be fired, arrested and forced to pay damages.
core01 30
Next job interview: "Why did you leave your last job"? I dinged my bosses car on accident.
KristyRoseTakeMeHome 12
That's what insurance is for.
Hangryko 32
Don't you have car insurance?