Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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Top comments
the_anti_hipster 7
Sounds like your mom's off her meds again...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Meanwhile in the Evil household.
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Comments (189)
Ninjasaurus18 9
I would love it if my mom did that.
KillSwitch96 18
Anybody else notice how many people with profile pictures of cats or usernames about cats commented on this post?
aJaguarinRed 9
OMFG you're so right!
radwanov 14
OP my advice to u is to monitor ur mom's moves, maybe she's building some sort of a mass destruction machine LOL :P
patrickalamo 48
What are we going to do tonight brain... Take over the world.
OfficeNinja 5
Better get a big dog now, while you can. The first think Emperor Kitty I will do is outlaw all dogs. Second order of business - enslave all humans.
jaredofmo 22
My cat is always plotting world domination. Your mom is obviously trying to ally herself to the cause. However, no need to worry as cats are too lazy to move forward with their plans.
Lei_Aili 18
Cats are already starting their world domination plan. They've already taken over the internet. And they already have human slaves to feed them and scoop their litter boxes. I'd say they're well on their way. Speaking of which, I have to go feed my kitty overlord right now.
rubbertoast 2
ya so everybody better watch out!
mccutie936 6
*maniacal laughter commences*
Aspen_Grace33 27
You should probably try to get in good with her then.