Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
You stepping out on the cat? Were you seeing other cats all night again? You made a damn commitment!
wheresmymary 22
Priorities.
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Comments (32)
wheresmymary 22
Priorities.
Wolfparable 22
You stepping out on the cat? Were you seeing other cats all night again? You made a damn commitment!
Just_A_Tree 20
I love both my cat and my side cat! Why must you make me choose? I'm a two cat guy! You can't hold me down!
bombielol 20
take the cat everywhere you go(:
thinblue32 15
Why would you do that to the cat..
devildog562 33
Get her two more cats. It sounds like she needs a few more to live the stereotypical crazy cat lady.
kirbs19 37
Pets are considered family in some households so it's understandable
countryb_cth 38
No what the mom did is not understandable. You don't tell your child to stay at home for a cat. That's rediculous. I love my cat but I'm not going to become a hermit just for him.
pastel_fml 18
Lol, creative round-about way to say I miss you?
underthesea12 24
That cat is more important than you. Your mother is so nice.
ShadowOpsV4 13
Cats don't really care about anything so I'm sure you don't need to be home
anabanana101 15
Poor kitty:(