Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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the_anti_hipster 7
Sounds like your mom's off her meds again...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Meanwhile in the Evil household.
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Comments (189)
ZeroIce 12
Will she hold the cat like Rahfiki held Simba? With the Circle of Life blaring through giant speakers?
PInK_ExCiTeD 7
Since your mom talks to te car, is your dad the guy that talks to the stuffed gorilla? Just wondering.... Lol
jestersshadow 0
Haha maybe your mom spent a lil to much time talking to your cat
Wickedjr89 4
o.O O.o I would worry if I were you...so sorry.
emo771999 6
Lol your mom is awesome
maccmiles 8
0.o Hide
mcksam18 0
Is your mother doctor claw jw
blutigenbonbon 10
That's adorable!! xD what an awesome mom you have!
evie779 5
maybe she's just lonely andso she flirts with the kitty but I think she has some sexuality with that cat
tatesp0138 3
How do you react to that?....