izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whymomwhy
Salem, United States
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
juliette
Astoria, United States
Fatal decision
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Anonymous
Panama City, United States
Every day is Caturday
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Tragic
United States
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Aled
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
I like what I like
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
seriously
United States
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
cat co-parent
Australia
Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Top comments
gntfmlingnow 12
What the hell? Ignore her till she stops
whited666 0
Meow meow meow?
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Comments (85)
gntfmlingnow 12
What the hell? Ignore her till she stops
xlord 27
Solution: get a dog and talk through that
bfrench95 0
Slap that crazy pussy!
EvilPotato 15
She's a nutbar.
The_Instigator 11
Cat ladies aren't crazy, just misunderstood.
RocketNinjaFish 12
How is that even possible?
LiveLaughFML 10
curiosity killed OP :S
fthislyfe 22
Sometimes comments are funnier the FML. Like this time.
kangas94 6
Ignore her or tell her to stop! that is the best way
PutItIn 8
Cats cannot talk is this lady on X ?
zombicidal 11
sounds like a lot of things could get lost in translation
PurpleButterflyy 4
seriously? omg YES THEY DO
fanceh 10
Enjoy talking to your moms pussy for a while.
Marcella1016 32
Mom: "Mr. Cuddles, tell izu I'm not speaking to him!" Mr. Cuddles: -_-
ShyAnn29 15
Cats talk, they say "meow" I think OPs mom has problems..
FarSide 23
Well after all, pussy is the universal language that everyone understands.
changesinme 0
Mom: Tell my child to get his room cleaned Cat: Meow meow Mom: Now! Cat: Meow? Mom: Didn't you hear what I said? Cat: meow meow meow? -mom kicks cat- -cat flys to OP and claws his face- Unless it happens like this, I'm not saying your life is ******!
agent_awesome 10
lol wtf
xlord 27
Screw the ghost whisperer.. Shes the cat whisperer!!!!
thekillerwhokill 0
What did you do?
XxHoPPoxX 8
A good cat is a dead cat
rattusrattus 19
Respond through the medium of interpretive kung-fu style tantric sex?
CryMoreFMLs 15
35 - It's his/her mom. I don't think that's going to work out too well.
rattusrattus 19
I was going to just go for good old interpretive dance, but I thought I'd switch it up a bit. If this FML is a guide to the usual antics of this family, then interpretive kung-fu style tantric sex would probably be considered an unusual but uninteresting sight, anyway.
whited666 0
Meow meow meow?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
What the ****** hell dude that's ****** sick!!! GTFO.
lolololer 8
i dont think the cat would "pass the milk" to OP :P
whited666 0
Haha, why not??
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Hey my cat talks too!!! And i thought i was crazy...
amadais 1
You still are
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Thanks
saIty 17
You're so lucky to have Garfield as your cat.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Lasagna for lunch, every day! (:
Blueglasscup 18
Yeah what the ****? And I thought I had an eccentric family.
ICaughtFire 4
Eccentric is one way of putting it. I love that choice of words!
The_Instigator 11
Your cat can talk! Awesome!
Hockey_fan 0
How is It talking to your moms pussy? ....I'm sorry.........
x_KL_x 7
Mad cat lady!