Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Well, cats can be quite sensitive. You don't want him to feel unloved, do you?
Dancer3626 11
Jeez. Harsh mom.
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Comments (74)
Dancer3626 11
Jeez. Harsh mom.
puggypark 14
She loves the cat more than OP. Sorry bud.
TheCanucklehead 22
Cat lady?
iBanana 17
It's like once I went off to school, the damn dog/cat becomes a new child. I honestly think my mother would rather sit in a room with our bulldog than me. Don't worry OP, you're mum isn't the only obsessive cat/dog/fish/lion/mouse/rhino/ lover
Krystal3408 32
Hitler.
Nyx_fml 23
Yeah, I don't view cars as pets either. They're bad at fetching balls. They just run over them. :/
Nyx_fml 23
Well, cats can be quite sensitive. You don't want him to feel unloved, do you?
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
As if cats have feelings. ..they eat, sleep, use the litter box, and scratch shit with their claws. I saved my cat and to this day he doesnt even act like I did a dang thing for him.
Blackcatluck 19
Hag! That's what you think #13 didn't you notice the number of visiting cats in you backyard? Also I hate to tell you but that poop stain in the carpet is really a plan in progress, if I were you I'd run before the cat-apocalypse
Nyx_fml 23
Yeah, 1PersonIsMyWorld, cats have feelings. Maybe you just didn't save your cat "good" enough. Cats are not only very sensitive, but also very demanding and non-conformist.
dalink 24
Watch "sad cat diary" on YouTube. Then you will understand their plight. And the song of their people...
Raykyogrou03 12
It's a cat. You think they care about a cat's feelings in China?
ohcheriecherie 20
13, you suck.
jococo7787 3
#13 just graduated from idontgetsarcasm acadamy, and as for #59, they just came back from cliche camp.
Lacist 19
Your mom may need help.. Crazy cat ladies are true I guess.
Spider_Web 11
All she wanted was for her daughter to pet her pussy when it was on her lap
myoukei 31
Does she yell and yell at your cat if it doesn't "pet" you (with it's claws) when you sit on it's lap?
jessicaf10 7
What a catastrophe. I just had to.
Incognito_1924 17
You've cat to be kitten me right meow.
iGottaFindBubbah 12
I can picture you laughing your ass off after writing this comment, you clever girl you.
Incognito_1924 17
Actually I regretted sending that comment right away. But oh well, not every comment can be a good one. There's always another FML.
TheAwkHawk 14
#18... You tried too hard for that one
dav3800 7
Say sorry you pussy!
cynthieee__ 8
Cats like attention too
trbuson 11
A happy pussy is a good pussy!
Treveyon56 14
Glad my mom isn't like that because I have a cat myself and sometimes she'll just hop in my lap and lay down and I won't pet her because usually for her that means she wants to sleep on me without being disturbed.
jkmartinjk 16
That's very interesting. Do go on.
Treveyon56 14
Aww pointiess sarcasm.
BagelTheOtaku 25
meow
DeoVolente 13
If you sat on someone's lap, wouldn't you expect to be pet and then be very disappointed if you weren't?