seriously
United States
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whymomwhy
Salem, United States
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
CatLover
Bartow, United States
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
juliette
Astoria, United States
Fatal decision
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Anonymous
Panama City, United States
Every day is Caturday
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Anonymous
Falun, Sweden
Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
WTF?!
United States
Insensitive
Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML
My_Cow_kiM
United States
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Top comments
HouseElf 13
Get rid of your mom.
Vidrill 22
I think it's a little much for people to be calling other animals "manipulators". We're clearly much more manipulative species than they will ever be.
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HouseElf 13
Get rid of your mom.
Ambient25 25
I can tell you're going to win a Darwin Award before you're 30
Joe9024 20
I'm thinking #1 is the aforementioned evil cat genius.. Anyone?
fareith 15
Anyone else not understand the internet obsession of cats?
neeni88 23
46 - Is there something wrong with loving cats?
Ambient25 25
I love Cthulhu
lilhellian 27
I feel like dogs are going to have to rise up and run the cats off the internet. Just like we did in egypt!
Llamassss 21
Well then stop spoiling the cat!
Llamassss 21
Apparently no one here knows how to train an animal. If you spoil the animal it will continue to behave poorly. I'm 99% certain that is why the mother is calling the cat a "manipulator".
feelingold 18
60 percent of the time it works every time...
drayloon 50
Maybe they're just pussy-whipped
underthesea12 24
You should listen to your mama!
Jac_d_ipper 10
I think #3 is right. We humans have had far too much fun on this planet screwing around with almost every known thing in this world. I have a feeling that that that the 4 legged creatures are becoming smarter; OMG OP's mum is right too...
djxerxes9000 18
Shh we all know that you're drunk.
Vidrill 22
I think it's a little much for people to be calling other animals "manipulators". We're clearly much more manipulative species than they will ever be.
imessedwithtexas 13
Agreed. after all, we domesticated them, not the other way around.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Thats true, but this FML really makes me wonder what the cat did exactly....
perdix 31
#14, at least that's what the cats would have you think ;)
Ins0mau 20
I dunno. We ARE the number one manipulators. But I think cats do come second...
elephantsarecute 16
Who's to say that the cat masterminds didn't manipulate us to develop civilization, just so that they could live pampered lives of luxury while we do all the work?
feelingold 18
4 you can manipulate me any time.
xtna 9
Get a dog.
iammeorami 25
no, just no
meowmeee 7
Kitty's for life !
RedPillSucks 33
Pussygalore?
angel55033 12
she has a point
Dthnte 15
Cats are clever, maybe more so than your mum.. she probably feels intimidated by it ;)
Pleonasm 36
Of course. Haven't you seen it lurking, brooding, plotting? The innocence in its casual strut betrayed by the intent in those sharp eyes. In the dead of night, you sometimes feel that pair of eyes beckoning to you, waiting for you to come closer to your furry demise. One thing is clear; this cat won't sleep until all of humanville becomes its litterbox.
Joe9024 20
But cats hardy do anything BUT sleep! At least mine don't anyway..
Pleonasm 36
Of course that's what they'd want you to think. Poor, misguided fool.
djxerxes9000 18
#15 its waiting, not sleeping
RedPillSucks 33
It the times when they're not asleep that you should be worried.
Wizardo 34
Your mom seems awake, you need to open your eyes, cats are probably the second most evil animals in the world after hamsters.
Ozzien 26
RENAME HIM SISSEL!