Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a weird taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML
Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML
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Top comments
MadiGirl24 18
Question, did you mean lemonade? Because the idea of someone just suckin' plain lemon juice through a straw is insanity to me.
SM79 6
Who drinks lemon juice straight through a straw?
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Comments (7)
SM79 6
Who drinks lemon juice straight through a straw?
Spoopy Flame III 8
how else would you drink it?
Aarron Gravlee 2
**** the straw, who the **** drinks straight lemon juice
RichardPencil 32
Wouldn't you notice how hard it was to pull the juice through the obstructed straw? Or were you too busy puckering?
MadiGirl24 18
Question, did you mean lemonade? Because the idea of someone just suckin' plain lemon juice through a straw is insanity to me.
telaster2760 2
I do
Aarron Gravlee 2
you deserved it for drinking straight lemon juice who the **** does that
rainbowdonnareed 18
Where you at home? And I hope you mean lemonade
diraven 15
At least it was still in the straw
Chazzster 32
I am not so sure I believe this one: (1) I never saw a cockroach that would fit into a drinking straw. (2) I don’t know of anyone who drinks lemon juice - It’s incredibly tart and acidic.
Sady_Ct 38
I have seen a roach in a straw, also roach eggs. I love lemon juice, I don’t have much of a sweet tooth at all.