Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
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fmessiah 19
Did you record it to embarrass her on a major birthday event?
NiiTeH 7
SOPA will censor that for you.
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Comments (185)
NoroHopar323 0
Wow that sucks
GovernorGeneral 8
That is so embarassing... ...for the father.
GoW_Chick 15
Pics or it didn't happen ... That's right I went there. ;)
WCARlover 35
Your comment? You're right.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
*sigh* is there nothing better people can think of than: "That sucks" "Sounds like a sticky/shitty situation" If we all wouldn't rush for a first comment, more would be decent
btnhdude 0
Notice the guy's name is 'MakesMeLol'.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
Is today "Shitty Parent FML" day?
zombiegold 23
I wonder if she yelled Hey Dad!
amyjadee 0
Yea, but what are you gona do?
gman90210 18
Well at least she can hold her liquor.
OriginalimoaN 15
You never know though, she could have puked after the dancing and that would have taken away from his amusement.
ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3
It does suck. Great comment to strident! Lol
eurostar710 11
It makes total sense that this is from Ireland. Hahaha
Eaglestrike117 29
At least it "MadeYouLol"
noncom 12
#122 Shut your hippie democratic mouth! Stop stereotyping against the Irish! We aren't all drunkards!
funnynesh 10
That's why it's on FML…
fmessiah 19
Did you record it to embarrass her on a major birthday event?
CareFace 16
Or send it to me for personal use? :D
yahoowizard 16
So YouTube it is! They really seem to have lowered their standards for the content filtered (copyright and mature content), so as 10 says, only SOPA stands in your way
edgestr 2
Or to play at her wedding :D
MrKlutch 1
Good thing you saw your daughter naked
captaincook_fml 1
Well seeing since this was a male that posted it, I highly doubt that he wanted to see that, let alone record it for embarrassing events later on down the road... Js
victoria114 6
Ahhaaaaaa she sould LOL
GayLordSteamBath 0
Screw SOPA :l
kjcookie10 9
Blackmail!!!
ethan_unoxx 29
the entire nation saw her. no need to record it.
valalvax 13
Wasn't on google, just sayin, not that I checked
LookOnBrightSide 12
Pics or it never happened.
Victoria16_fml 0
Haha that funny but not sucks for you
AntiBody32123 5
I'm sorry......What?
fpike17 0
That's his daughter and if he has any decency that will bother him.
SandiRainbowFish 20
# 119- Of course it bothers him; why the hell do you think it's on FML?
YaboyVinnie 21
Keep your daughter at home for some time, while showing her the recording every day.
WCARlover 35
Depending on her age of course. But if she still lived at home this would be brilliant
WCARlover 35
Every father's dream
markrs 0
Are you insinuating incest!? Why! I'd never!
Thabb 0
Are you insinuating you've never heard of sarcasm?
crazyperson3 0
And what does this say about the parenting?
GoW_Chick 15
That no matter what you do your kid might end up naked on your local news channel, and now back to Tom for a look at the weather...
tdrtnlz 7
And for all you star gazers out there, there's going to be a full moon tonight.
tator1029 0
Not always about the parenting. Some kids just rebel. My parents raised me wonderfully and I still rebelled. Hell, I moved out when I was 16. But the parenting does not always control the kids actions. That's all on the kid. If they want to make stupid choices, they will.
get428 7
At what point do you stop blaming the parents and start holding the "kids" accountable for their own decisions/choices and actions.
docscientist 10
7 - The only way to reply to your question that can provide a confirmed answer, is that you're an idiot.
xkayxkayx 5
When they took away all rights to physically discipline your child.
shadowwulf95 3
Exactly it's ridiculous
get428 7
Agreed!
robinhood007 9
Hahaha kids may rebel but its up to the parents to handle it and take control of the actions of the children. Being nice and a pushover doesnt mean they did a good job. You need to be forcefull at times and really teach your kids what should be expected of them, not just wait until their naked on the news.
Garrett2818 21
@156 you shouldn't always be forceful. That's when kids rebel the most. You should aim for a happy medium between lenient and stern.
chesoes 8
Thats funny xD .... I can just imagine how u felt tho:/
CTVrhythmguitari 8
the way you worded this makes it sound so much more dramatic than it really is... xD
Daftendirekt1 0
Dramatic? Her daughter was drunk and naked on the local news... Imagine how many friends and family saw it. Understanding how someone feels doesn't make it dramatic. Just saying...
newmandotcom 6
No one said anything about drunk. Are you 100% positive she was drunk?
deOrca 8
One minute in, my DRUNK daughter.....
Sparks808 10
Pretty sure everyone who actually read this is 100% positive she was drunk.
blackstar994 5
81 is drunk too...
kickuwithmyfist 1
They grow up so fast...
NiiTeH 7
SOPA will censor that for you.
CoolRainbowdash 15
They might censored FML
The_Real_Peter 1
95- I really didn't read your comment but I disliked it anyway because I knew it would be idiotic.
devin12 0
Your comment seemed idiotic in comparison.
GaleHawthorne 0
You seem like an Ass at my school. He kept running his mouth, but when he got in a fight, he quit after he got punched once. Moral of the Story: Smart asses get nowhere.
twilightluvr101 4
129 u realize u just called urself idiotic right...might wanna revise b4 u send next time