Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML
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bloopaloop 27
90’s music does that to me too bro.
omgjenwtf 11
Just own it! It happens to the best of us. At least it wasn’t country music
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Who's fault is that? She really ought to blackmail you with it. It'd be a shame if your friends and family had to witness your disgraceful buffoonery. A damned shame. You might wanna back off your drinking so Cyndi Lauper doesn't tempt you to shed your garments.
bloopaloop 27
90’s music does that to me too bro.
omgjenwtf 11
Just own it! It happens to the best of us. At least it wasn’t country music
slowhandjp 18
How many bottles of Tequila did you drink?
Yudith 28
At least you're social distancing even while drunk, and with this video on Youtube, you'll be social distancing for a long time.