Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
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Gweedo65 16
Happy Birthday!
azelk 8
No shit.
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Comments (74)
Gweedo65 16
Happy Birthday!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Pee on him to let him know who's boss.
thevelociraptor 31
Yes, because that's a great idea.
naajster 14
well.. surprise!!!
noah_1234 24
dogs are the best
Mad_Or_Nah 13
At least you got something.....
CharismaGeek 19
I guess crap is a nice birthday present for your standards.
Danny_Boy12 13
Atleast you got something...
ColonelCusswords 24
Ow! You got beat to punch
CharismaGeek 19
It seems you and #2 were thinking the exact same dumb thing!
thevelociraptor 31
I would prefer nothing, rather than shit.
ColonelCusswords 24
Cleveland voice: Oh thats nasty....
blaw24 1
Did he poop on your bed OP?
azelk 8
No shit.
ColonelCusswords 24
#8 Out of all the crappy puns here yours is the best
jack_jill05 14
pacmanman 15
Yes shit!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
No, the dog bought him a PS4.
JKPwnage 27
"Except my dog who left me a present on my bed." "left me a present on my bed" "a present on my bed" "on my bed" NO IT WAS IN HER CEREAL BOWL
melanson32 7
Happy birthday!!
Ltsdragons 19
Well, at least you got something, your dog will be there all day with you regardless of whether or not he knows it's your birthday
homesuckfucker 28
Judging by the way OP regarded this "present," it was something unpleasant. Poop or vomit or something dead, probably.
homesuckfucker 28
I know this is a bad situation, OP. But it's not the end of the world! Tell everyone that they forgot; do not worry about making them feel bad. They deserve it. Treat yourself! Relax today, if you can. Or go out on a drive. I don't know, spend your birthday doing something you enjoy. Never let the incompetence of others ruin your mood.
jarrodleski 2
Make them feel like the shit your dog left for you
Darthbane2007 19
Did you happen to buy an ice cream cake from the store by any chance?
annarcheer 19
poor thing :( make them clean it up
meli1195 31
Yeah because OP is totally going to leave that mess fermenting on their bed just to make them clean it up.