Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
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Top comments
fmessiah 19
Did you record it to embarrass her on a major birthday event?
NiiTeH 7
SOPA will censor that for you.
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Comments (185)
jimmyjamesyall 4
It's probably because she's a winner, taking after OP. >OP thinks the term is "butt naked"
failmaster069 7
lol ive heard both, butt naked's not that uncommon
jimmyjamesyall 4
But it's wrong. That's like saying "I should of" is just as good as "I should have" because stupid people often use the former.
Newzealeb 3
Most likely the result of overdosing on Guinness .
FriendlyOtaku 10
xD Must have been awkward at work the next day!!!
nisha5066 5
Just record it and show her the recording when she is older. that will make your day.
Shadowcapii 3
Or the next day she's not in prison.
rubberduckie94 13
She thought she was at home playing her dance game on Xbox. Did she do all the right steps?
AceArctic 4
Dublinites, you're so lucky if that's the crime he's talking about . :3
suckingatlife 9
She will regret it later
coolprince 0
lol, dude that so sucks
grinch567 4
Ahahahaha that's hilarious :D
picklemonger 13
Pictures or it didn't happen. :-)