Today, I got called in for a second job interview for a position I'd applied for. When I met the interviewer, she smiled and told me to have a seat. She pulls out her phone and says, “So, care to explain this?” It was one of my TikToks from ages ago of me singing the "N-word" over and over again. I forgot I had that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
Today, I was offered the job of my dreams until the recruiters had gone through my Twitter account and had seen tweets of me calling another girl a “bitch” and a racial slur during an argument. They rescinded the offer and I’d already quit my last job. FML
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
Today, I had a job interview for the perfect job. My phone rang in my pocket. I’d forgotten to silence it. The worst part? The ringtone was a guy saying “Pussy!” on a continuous loop. The interviewer chewed me out for being “unprofessional” and kicked me out. I have no idea who set that ringtone. FML
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d j mom 9
yet another perfect example of why you don't post stupid shit online. it always comes back to bite you in the ass
Vanderdale 14
Tiktok only launched in 2015, if you hadnt learned by then not to use the N word by that point (or be stupid enough to record yourself saying it repeatedly) then they're right not to hire you, since you're obviously an idiot.
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Comments (7)
Lost Reggie 22
The internet is forever.
d j mom 9
yet another perfect example of why you don't post stupid shit online. it always comes back to bite you in the ass
Justkidding100 41
anyone else think it's a bit fascist to look up old videos of a person for a job interview? this wouldn't even fail a background check. you shouldn't have to live a corporate sanitized life just to not be homeless.
BurnInDemonFire 39
No. People want to hire workers who help make their company look good. Except Trump's many businesses, where it literally pays to be some sort of asshole.
Vanderdale 14
Tiktok only launched in 2015, if you hadnt learned by then not to use the N word by that point (or be stupid enough to record yourself saying it repeatedly) then they're right not to hire you, since you're obviously an idiot.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Why do people have this need to share absolutely everything online?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And this is why you watch what you put online...
dreams2383 20
welcome to 2024 where everything you've ever written online can be accessed and used against you.