Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
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Top comments
pdp_fml 21
You should just go back to bed.
supimnyancat 9
Did you join him?
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Comments (91)
pdp_fml 21
You should just go back to bed.
gamercanadian 11
Why would they go to back to bed, the neighbor shouldn't be in the backyard anyway and he's naked.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Just check the locks on the doors and windows and go back to bed. What else is there to do?
gojira666 7
Fat naked fag. That shit won survivor.....
Cad6 24
Why go back to bed? You got breakfast with a view!
supimnyancat 9
Did you join him?
slushpup9696 12
This is the only reasonable thing to do in this situation.
danni218 1
nah turning on the sprinklers woulda been a much better choice
Meraklez1013 9
12- sounds like an option I wud go with, to bring him back to earth nd get him the heck out of my backyard!!
yahoowizard 16
Could be a her, but then it wouldn't be an FML...or maybe if OP was gay, it might be. Help me out here, do gay men see women how straight men see men =0?
Maddidaddi 0
Some people don't have sprinklers
rabbittboi 18
45 - Yes, we use our eyes. : P. But, honestly,, I wouldn't be throwing wood because an uninvited naked stranger was dancing on my lawn.
alicealice_fml 3
Believe it or not this happened to me before, so I know how crazy this is.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Perhaps it was the Co-founder of Invisible Children...? Hmmm
leogirl95 12
You were drunk and dancing naked in your neighbor's backyard?
cookeemonster 7
Video tape it. Or put a sign out the front yard: Dancing drunk, $5 to see Must see to believe! (no flash cameras)
KiddNYC1O 22
This.
LunaDragon 10
On a flying unicorn of course, Op house was just a pit stop before heading of to candy mountain. Cocaine is a hellava drug.
Pebbles89 9
Sounds like a very exciting morning! I hope it didn't spoil your appetite.
Voldy_fml 16
To be honest that's funny to wake up to sometimes x's
LMA0 5
Sounds like this is a regular experience for you:p
Voldy_fml 16
Not really, I have a boring life, so it's amusing to have something like this happen to me
cookeemonster 7
WELL! There's this amazing thing called climbing! It's what all the people are doing these days, so he must have climbed the fence! Seriously, the stupidity of some comments are more amusing than the actual FMLs
vampiresam9097 5
Omg, you should have blasted loud music and danced too!!
Rocky007 15
Did they look like a leprechaun? If so I think it's a fellow FMLer.