Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
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lovelyhippos 15
This needs more context. How old is she? Was she home alone at the age of 2? What was the tantrum about?
ojosRojos 28
If the cops were called, that sounds like more than a tantrum. You should probably watch that, regardless of her age.
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Comments (9)
lovelyhippos 15
This needs more context. How old is she? Was she home alone at the age of 2? What was the tantrum about?
stormy0307 16
How old is she? This could be a kids will be kids thing or a she needs to grow up thing if she’s a teen.
ojosRojos 28
If the cops were called, that sounds like more than a tantrum. You should probably watch that, regardless of her age.
sarsuela 29
I can totally see this happening. My 2yo can scream for an hour when overtired (not staying up an hour late but like after a three day trip to grandma). Also, clothes are a mean of torture.
alycion 39
Depending on age, you may want to get her looked at. You set children, this can be a sign of so many things. Older probably could at least use a therapist to talk to, as it could be a sign of mental illness. Some kids come off as brats when they just don’t have the words to say what they are going through. For me, screaming over certain clothes and refusing to wear them was an early symptom of an autoimmune that was missed until my 30’s. Lack of early treatment allowed it to advance enough for me to have a heart attack shortly after diagnosis. My many bipolar signs were also ignored by doctors. Maybe if I was able to get treated then, it wouldn’t be such a struggle now.
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner 16
shes 3 she wasn't alone and yes the cops get called for tantrums neighbors suck
rotflqtms_ 21
Of all the sections, FML decided to put this in the intimacy section...smh for a toddler
J15237 25
We need the age of the daughter please. If she was a younger child then who ever was watching your daughter seriously ****** up and needs to loose their job. If your daughter is older then you have one ****** up situation on your hands.