Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Door knocking
Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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ihaveasushicat 24
I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...
Liamj774 36
Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her
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ihaveasushicat 24
I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...
what12345 12
More like time to permanently confiscate the computer, too
xxrogerthatxx 19
No, the time to have that talk was maybe during her prepuberty days.
RenoTheRhino 30
Or maybe, 18, OP did have some sort of talk with their daughter, but she made her own decision about what she wants to do.
xxrogerthatxx 19
(@22) Unless her father isn't in her life, divorce early, or some other life changing event, to my knowledge the only thing that leads teens (especially females) astray like this is ignorance. Yeah kids do their own thing but it all starts somewhere.
1two3four5six 23
or maybe some kids just make bad decisions. it doesn't mean they have daddy issues.
Garrison21 11
Time to put a chastity belt on her
xxrogerthatxx 19
*eats humble pie*
parism143 28
#43, her father is the one that walked in on her so I'm pretty sure he's part of her life.
xxrogerthatxx 19
Oh dratz. I didn't even bother to look at the gender indicator, silly, ignorant me.
diosadelmasaje 8
Communication is truly key here. Something seems to have been missed during general self respect talks. OP I hope she realizes she is worth more than being manipulated by strangers.
xxcaitlannxx 15
Or it could be self confidence/ self respect issues as well.
sweetnsourrr 11
#43 It doesn't matter how well you raise your child there's no guarantee that he/she will turn out well or won't make any mistakes. I know great parents who have bad kids and bad parents who have good kids.
lnheritance 19
Hopefully this conversation doesn't happen over Skype, or OPs dad is in for a surprise..
buckstop1 37
@43 well maybe your knowledge is wrong
jamierson 11
My parents are divorced and I have never done something like that nor will i! Maybe she's just a horny 15 year old girl. People doing stuff like this isn't always because they don't have a role model or someone
xxrogerthatxx 19
Honestly, you guys are all probably right. Maybe it has to do with the area I live in, or the things I've witnessed; but by the looks of it I guess the grass is greener on the other sides
brandoneyez1 25
I would kill my daughter.. Thankfully, I have no daughter.
J_Kertz 14
Man, #43 is just saying none of the right things right now...
skip_m 6
Actually, that would be the right thing to do!
lengi123 18
It could be that she is insecure about her looks and used an extreme action to validate her self worth.
guskta 17
I don't understand how OP "deserves this"?
doctorhook86 25
#195: People like to blame parents whenever a child does something foolish. It's weird nobody here has blamed the creeps who were egging her into taking her clothes off online...
igottafeelingxo 9
The horniest teens come from Cali.. So it seems..
okay17 7
Thank you #165 for saying this. Just because she does this doesn't mean that she has lack of self respect or issues. She could just be horny, and maybe gets off to wanting an audience. It happens more than one might think. It doesn't mean something is wrong with her.
zZLightZz 13
she is in that rebellious stage so taking most likely won't work. She'll just be extra careful to make sure you don't find out again.
xxrogerthatxx 19
I understand where you're coming from 215, guess kids might just really **** up
HuebertMCR 10
Or maybe she just needed the money
MilkyWay95 13
hahaha you wish more like Illinois or Nebraska
fsxman1 11
Kids got to earn money some how, don't hate! Jk. I think therapy might be in the near future.
shudson186 17
#2 No, just a long talk needed and time away from the computer. Communication is a really big key factor OP needs to have with their daughter right now. No need to embarrass them and drag them into a room where they have to explain their feelings as to why they strip for strangers over webcam.
MrConcise 35
Okay, so therapy is embarrassing and pointless now? Be right back, going to make headlines when I expose psychology as the world's biggest scandal.
shudson186 17
I never said therapy is pointless, it just shouldn't be needed for everything. All OP has to do here is talk to their child and find the root of the problem. Like parents should do. Therapy is when OP can't find the solution and knows that's what is needed. No reason to pay someone when OP just has to be a parent and talk to their daughter.
cocainewhore 30
#33 no one said that therapy was pointless. It would most likely be embarrassing for the daughter to explain to a complete stranger why she enjoys taking her clothes off in front of a camera.
MrConcise 35
On the contrary, people often feel like they can open up to strangers. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a woman and think I'd be happier that way.
domolovesyoshi 33
No one said therapy was pointless, just that it should only be considered when everything else fails. I'm in therapy it was a last resort decision, however on my part, I do believe it should have been accessed sooner than it being forced on me after I tried to kill myself. but OP's situation is completely different they should communicate first before trying counselling.
Phoebe18 14
There's nothing stopping you from becoming a woman
dragonrider1959 18
How is that becoming a woman if anything that's becoming a ****. But judging by you're profile pic. You dabble in sluttiness yourself.
dragonkisses28 25
Oh yes #39 I'm sure it is extremely difficult for OP's daughter to explain her reasoning to a stranger. It's probably...say, as difficult as stripping for complete strangers on a web cam. Totally embarrassing. Yup.
badluckalex 23
#2 needs therapy
mlustpdx 17
are u a retard?
tbro47 23
To be honest it's actually easier to tell a complete stranger your problems than it is to tell say a parent. You know you have to see your parent day in and day out. At 15 there's really no way around that. A stranger though is slightly less biased and if you never want to see them again after telling them really you don't have to.
johbstonjacob 8
Time for a nice long chat...
Warez_fml 12
Basically what #1 said... Oh well.
Wyaru 9
Hopefully not over Skype...
Liamj774 36
Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her
accidentalsheep 24
She's probably no "stranger" to those kinds of consequences
fsxman1 11
You should have just showed up behind her screen.
ThatHorse 15
Show up behind her wearing a horse head. XD
seemetrot_fml 16
Sounds like someone is going to be losing her internet access for a loooong time.
zandalee 20
Good God if I caught my daughter doing this I would remove all electronic devises, go to therapy with her and talk to her until she listened.
englacobain 14
and this is why you would be a horrible parent.
zandalee 20
Actually I am a damn good Mother thank you. Don't be rude.
KitchKraft 21
Your profile picture is of softcore ****. Somehow, I have a hard time believing that you are a "damn good mother"
FuruFlames 2
You seemed to have overreacted.
deathtothepix 26
"You dun goofed"
MrConcise 35
It's okay, OP will backtrace it. Consequences will never be the same.
yaikwhed 6
Already called the cyber police.
xleahx131 9
I totally forgot about that girl jessi slaughter haha
RenoTheRhino 30
Shoot your daughter's computer with a pistol, like that dad did a couple years ago.
sometimessam 16
Oh that video brought terrible thoughts to my dad's mind, and I hadn't even done anything!
raphanne_fml 33
That was pretty stupid actually. He could have given this computer to charity instead of just shooting it.
dabears1011234 27
My dad attemted to do that to me for no reason at all
cryssycakesx3 23
#41, do you give all your possessions to charity too, or do you do as you wish with the things you've worked hard to buy?
raphanne_fml 33
#62 Well, if I were to get rid of a perfectly functioning computer to teach my kid a lesson, shooting it would not be very high on my list of priorities. Of course he can do whatever he wants. It doesn't make his action any less stupid.
gracehi 33
I think it was for shock value. Perhaps he thought seeing the computer destroyed would hit home better.
dave122345 9
You should go on the site she's on and surprise her. Heard it happened before to someone. Whose dad saw her doing the same thing. So he did that and took her computer away.
vairyhagina 11
Skype isn't exactly a site, op would have to make an account and video call her which sounds pretty weird for a parent to do just to see their daughter strip.
AninOnin 24
The questions are, who is she stripping for, where is she meeting them, and how are they exchanging Skype IDs? I'm assuming it's all online, and her "customers" aren't just randomly sending Skype invites hoping to get lucky.
thesmeagol 22
Can always have the nsa take a peak
TheCrispyCat 20
They did already.
DArthurVaderian 18
They had some fun in that chat room too
mpkpm 19
At least she has a promising career ahead of her...... :/
Aleys_fml 21
Just because she is stripping does not mean she is good at it. And last time I checked most girls do not aim to become strippers.
xxsakuraxx 29
#73 Apparently this one does!
zZLightZz 13
stripping is a well paid profession last time i checked. nothing at all wrong with it.
Ki11erC 18
@262 There is a rather large problem with it when it's a 15 yr old, it's called being a pedophile. Now given we don't know the age of the viewers I can't say that with certainty but given the average age of consent is 16 (I said average, it's lower in some places I know) then anyone at 16 or over is breaking the law.
zZLightZz 13
exactly you don't know the age. None of us do. What we do know is that she was stripping and that's what I based my comment on. Don't assume they are over 16 it just makes an ass out of u and me.