Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
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fmessiah 19
Did you record it to embarrass her on a major birthday event?
NiiTeH 7
SOPA will censor that for you.
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Comments (185)
Fmlsea 28
Busted ! I'm guessing she won't be leaving the house for awhile god kids these days are crazy little *****
armywife0609 4
I was going to say fyl but then I saw your name and decided to say ydi since you apparently think this kind of behavior is funny
YouthCat 5
Haha sounds more like something my parents would do.
AllyyK 9
Hahaha OP I love your user name :P Made me lol too.
wildsweetchild 19
Your name revealed true you... no wonder..she's your daughter...so probably she thought it was funny too..
victoria97_fml 0
Yea right!
Epikouros 32
Pics or it didn't happen!
xbella 8
that's just ridiculous
Ozma_fml 0
It's "buck naked", FYI.
robbihask 2
no...it's butt naked.... >_> fYl
ladyLALAA 29
O
ladyLALAA 29
**it can be either, don't get your panties in a twist.
hecseferblade 1
something happened she needs to tell you