Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Top comments
tateh22 1
Ouch, I would throw his food away and tell him to buy his own shit from now on!
BeatlesObsessed 12
You should've taken over and saved him some work. ;)
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Comments (132)
macmakeupxoxo 1
tehee
pilotoenrique 0
He is a flamer
TipOfTheHat 10
Maybe he was warming it up for you?
heyred 11
You'll never be as tight as his hand.
SluggerJ 7
OP & #3 take a class on "How to to please your partner"
gunner2590 0
Don't take it personal, sometimes we just enjoy the pleasure of our own "company". If this is an everyday thing then maybe you're doing something wrong. Talking about it could help
robertlovespi 3
Maybe you should have been there when he felt like it! Haha jks.
harbqll 0
Sounds like you need to drop 50 pounds, or more. If you weren't a disgusting pig, maybe he'd want to give it to you every once in a while.
MainPrism 16
BURN!
Jayz29 0
Time to find a new boyfriend. The definition of a wanker is him.