mynameiscrazy
Australia
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candlelight setting. By the time I got home, we had 7 firefighters surrounding our house. Turns out one of the candles fell on the carpet and lit up the curtain as well. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
I bet you were both concentrating on the practice of safe sex for the evening. Little did you know, fire safety would have been more practical.
whatsup215 0
He wanted to heat things up I see ;)
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Comments (122)
comedybreak 20
LOLOL. Your boyfriend is an idiot, that's the real FML. FYL
GovernorGeneral 8
1- And you're the real FML to existence.
boofgall 16
It always sounds ridiculous to me when it's more than just "lol".
yahoowizard 16
Yeah, because smart people never make mistakes
AbstraktThoughts 13
Fyl, but be grateful! At least your bf tried :) most guys wouldn't even bother to do that. Haha just tell him you'll do the cooking from now on.
TinyEMT 6
How is he an idiot? People make mistakes..at least he TRIED to make a cute gesture. He had good intentions, and that's what matters.
Forlorn420 9
Someone always has to complain about the first comment.. Not everyone is a comedian
simonsaysYDI 8
48 - It doesn't need to be funny, it would just be nice if the first comment wasn't anything along the lines of, "wow that sucks, you/he/she is stupid". It's not that hard to at least make your comment ORIGINAL, even if it's not the best comment that could be posted for the FML.
mylifesucks_fml 1
46- exactly! and maybe theyll laugh about it one day... maybe... way down the road, but it was still really cute!
unknown_user5566 27
I bet you were both concentrating on the practice of safe sex for the evening. Little did you know, fire safety would have been more practical.
bizarre_ftw 22
Don't those two usually go hand in hand?
unknown_user5566 27
For those of us who are adventurous in their sexual endeavors, yes. Hot wax, anyone? ;)
a563 3
I love that you just randomly brought sex into this, you naughty dirty girl!
bizarre_ftw 22
Oh come on! Sex was already in the picture begging to be brought out
doctorhook86 25
Was gonna say something about "heating up their love life" but I see my friend kyleekay has already been much more specific.
unknown_user5566 27
Doctor, you mean we're friends? No jokes? I don't know how this day could get any better! ;)
doctorhook86 25
111: You bet, pal! ;)
whatsup215 0
He wanted to heat things up I see ;)
unknown_user5566 27
Burn baby, burn! Maybe he shouldn't take things so literally next time. ;)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
It would be so ironic if they were stress release candles.
Mahtari 19
The guy was just trying to do something nice. Sucks that he ****** up, OP.
Neorecon19 18
It was the thought that counted, and now it's the insurance company counting how much more OP will be paying them!
unknown_user5566 27
Oh, hell yeah. Sexy fire-fighters coming to my rescue? I'm in. ;)
ashtay01 5
WHAT DOES OP STAND FOR!!!
COOL__Coal 12
Original poster. SMH :(
Dyer18 0
Original poster
s0m3guy2010 21
In your case, it stands for ostracized poster.
Krirn 21
Did you really have to use Cap Locks and Exclamation Points?
ashtay01 5
Yes
GovernorGeneral 8
Forgot you question marks, boy.
b0ngs 7
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT US THROUGH CAPS LOCK
skullofdarkness 18
I always thought it meant "other person" ...oh well, close enough... :P
Codezlol 21
It stands for Jack Sparrow. The L is silent.
Benlop_fml 15
I thought it was organic penguin :/
BunchieRules 31
Don't be fooled. It obviously stands for Ostrich Pickles.
_wraith 15
Huh, I was told it was for Orangutan Penis.
mrshutcherson123 3
Haha ur picture matches that perfectly.
aleeshttylXD 9
Obese Penguin
vintage3113 6
WHAT DOES SMH STAND FOR!!!!!!!???!?
mischiefkel 17
105- I was wonderin the same thing so I tried this amazing new tool called GOOGLE. But I'll save you the trouble. SMH-shake(ing) my head.
bocshi83 1
awwww that is sweet though...he tried! give him kuddos..your not the first couple to have gone through this
BeforeItWasCool 12
No, many a couple come home to find their home a smouldering wreck. Perfectly common.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
At least you know he's burning with passion for you.
CastielJ 6
Makes a whole lot more sense now when your boyfriend asked you "Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"
whatsup215 0
"Gotta let it burn" -Usher ... I knew that song had meaning for something ...