Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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tateh22 1
Ouch, I would throw his food away and tell him to buy his own shit from now on!
BeatlesObsessed 12
You should've taken over and saved him some work. ;)
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Comments (132)
vandalnofx 0
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KhronicSmoke 2
Maybe he's gay???
artinwords 14
Its because guys are LAZY. Its easy for him to move his hand than get up and go through the motions of having sex. IT doesnt mean you dont turn him on, because you probably did and thats why he needed to jack off, he was just being to lazy to actually have sex.
avi1981 0
Maybe he was using "the stranger".
StarscreaM_87 0
Where in Texas u live?
superkamiguru 1
the stranger? HAHA I heard that in scrubs. HAHAHA Scrubs ftw
bischkeboy 3
Gotta love Miss Palmela Handerson
margie4peace 11
Sit down with him when you are both calm and ask him why he did that. It's the only way you will know. There are all sorts of reasons, but you won't know for sure which one it is until you ask him. This isn't rocket science.
irritatedone 5
Its not that he doesn't want sex. He jus doesn't want it with you. Sorry that's just a mans perspective. Maybe look in the mirror and ask yourself, "If I were a man, would I want this?"
ohmandapants 17
He's cheating on you