Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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Top comments
MissWhitneyB 17
Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.
flashback.miss 28
Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.
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Comments (144)
alliewillie 22
Ouch. If this is a regular occurrence, you need to sit down and have a serious discussion.
CelticSkye 13
I agree with #1...I also wonder why you want to marry such a douche.
s13495 19
#35 That made no sense :/
OnlyTheDarkest 17
#35, what is wrong with having a fiancé?
SwaggCapone 11
sometimes its just easier to do it ourselves
Music_freek 19
Time to spice things up more?
Uramonkey 11
I always thought men wanted sex more than women (Me being a man). This man is probably just mad at you for something. No way would a man just refuse sex and ********** instead.
MerrikBarbarian 9
60- not always. I'm a woman and I have a much higher sex drive that my male partner... However I agree that either he is angry or maybe something physical is going on.
summerguy97 16
-60- Perhaps he wasn't in the mood for his fiancée but wanted a steamy mixture of Blacks and Asians.
ronjon322 3
Or maybe he's just a closet fag...
enty6003 18
You must be ugly
CelticSkye 13
Men and women also tend to hit their sexual peaks at different ages. Men hit their sexual peak in their late teens to the mid-twenties and women tend to hit theirs in their thirties. For women, its a byproduct of their biological clock.
Confruzzled 10
First Comment!!! I guess he wanted fantasy women.
alphatoomega 21
Nice try, 3.
MissWhitneyB 17
Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.
Jjimen1654 9
Meh im assuming he would just jerk it and think nothing of it.
Wowxoxo 17
Being vicious back gets you nowhere, it just results in nobody having sex. Talk about it first.
hashshim 23
You're a clever one, MissWhitneyB.
collegedream121 8
I'm sure he would enjoy too much.
flashback.miss 28
Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.
IStoleTheCookies 16
I can't help but look at your picture even though it makes me feel weird.
evan_7899 28
well played
flashback.miss 28
thanks XD
YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16
That's gotta hurt
TheDrifter 24
Ponder what's going on in the windows. When you decide which kind of freaky is for you, walk up, turn his chair around and go for it.
CelticSkye 13
In theory that this could work, I really like the idea. My worry regarding this idea is that she does this and then he pushes her away for a second time.
mattrd_fml 31
we are always in the mood. okay maybe its just me.
Ayanpatel95 7
U should ********** while he walks in and show him what he is missing lol
kerrwoof 13
You definitely need to talk to him about this situation and tell him how you how feel. Hopefully things will change and not end in divorce.
Pikawhore 21
They're not married yet, which may be a good thing.
kerrwoof 13
I'm thinking it a very good thing. Some people can be foolish though and think after marrying someone things will change.