Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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tateh22 1
Ouch, I would throw his food away and tell him to buy his own shit from now on!
BeatlesObsessed 12
You should've taken over and saved him some work. ;)
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Comments (132)
aFreedom127 9
The thought of you eating obviously put him in the mood, try dinner in bed next time.
dj8798 9
whatever you do, don't marry this douche. there is nothing more pathetic than this situation.. unless he's 38 and unemployed too. just saying....
jobsman99 0
When a guy masturbates it is a better ****** for him. He controls it. You can help by sharing his joy of jacking off by asking to be part of his masturbating fantasy by having him jack off onto you **** or face or cumming in your mouth. He gas to "grow up" literally and learn how to share sex with you. I bet he is thinking of you while he strokes the day away.
foxmatrix15 8
He's cheating on you with PALMela HANDerson
goldiefox 0
Maybe he really wasn't feeling it until you left to get food...
bavimonster 2
Tell him that your pinky finger gets you off more than him anyways. Or next time he tries to **********, ask him if you can watch. Creepy, but make sure if he agrees to make eye contact during.
lonewolf5755 5
Don't listen to number 74 at all. If a woman knows what she is doing and pays attention and can use her muscles the ****** for the man is much stronger. Me personally I have never turned down sex and I have never turned down my girl to go jack off as You need to talk to him and find out what's going on. If he gives you some lame ass excuse you may have a guy that's still in the closet
Jazzyman9182 0
You should of started mastubating next to him
jto223 1
You suck in bed. Thats why.
hannahcorrine 0
Oooo burn